The one that goes like this Dah Dah Dadah Duh Duh Da DADA
For the flute!!

Usually, The Outlawz are not very great rappers. I just listened to the "Still I Rise" album and found a song that they were pretty good on though.

The song is "The Good Die Young".

I listed the 5 verses from the song below. I re-arranged the verses so you can’t just remember from memory where tupac drops his verse in the song.

Only one of them is Tupac’s. Tell me which one. Verse 1, 2, 3, 4, or 5? And if you want to, you can also tell my why you thought that way.

"Verse 1:

Now in my world will it get worse
When I been trapped since birth
But I had to sleep in a hearse
Cause it was my bed first
My grands probably burnin’
Turnin’ in they grave
Some folks ain’t even get to see a high age
But they did so I ain’t afraid
And this money got me feelin like a star
And this murder got me
Feelin like my death ain’t far
And the land (?) and stolen cars
Don’t get no better
Don’t get no weaker or no harder
I was raised in a rush without my moms
And my father
So tell me somethin
If I grab my gat and get the dumpin’
Would God get to lookin’ at me funny
Rest in peace to my mother Aquillah Beale
Rest in peace to my father Salek Beale
Rest in peace to my grandparents
And thug in peace to my brother Seike
You know I love you

Verse 2:

I know my life ain’t promised
That’s why the wise move in silence
Analyze these scandalous times
It’s hard dogg but we manage
Schools turn to war zones
Even homes unsafe
Leavin’ children to play caged and raged
They hate, how come
Someone explain why the good die young
Why the bad die slow and outlive everyone
It’s time somethin’ is done
For our young kids
They growin’ up amongst us
That ain’t the way to live
Tell me why

Verse 3:

It was more than a tragedy
Emotions be grabbin’ me
Plane fell from the sky
We tryin’ to figure what happened
Burnin’ churches, fearin’ God
Who can be so cruel
We all ignorant to AIDS
Till it happens to you
Just be a man, make plans
Listen to your voice
A woman’s tryin’ to make decisions
We should leave them a choice
Cause who are we to say who lives and die
Breathes and stops
All this judgement on other lives
Needs to stop
What are we livin’ for
Givin’ more back than takin’
On my knees still waitin’ for my own salvation
Now I feel abandoned
cause Pat Bucanan say I’m greedy
You can take my taxes, send me to war
But can’t feed me
It’s so easy to regret things
After they done
Babies catchin’ murder cases
Scared to laugh in the sun
The tragedies that we all need
Love in doses
In times like these we feel closest
The good die young

Verse 4:

Which world first storms (?) and then Al
Pac and then Yak
Redrey (?) Brown
Coulda’ sworn I seen ya face in a cloud
Family grievin’ on your last breath
Close to the heart whether you know it or not
I swear the love won’t stop
Jewel, that’s my boo
Mom, Duke and Lou
From jump
You kept it true, helped to feed the crew
The good die young
Livin’ fast jumpin’ the gun
Mama blamin’ the community for killin’ her son
My cousin Darren wasn’t scared of goin’
But never knowin’ he was dyin’ slower
I guess I see ya when I see ya soldier

Verse 5:

Days go past and as they pass
Time move quicker
No time for wastin’
Put your hustle down my young dealers
Cause the end is nearer
But at least that’s what they tellin’ me
Hell, all I know brothers
Ain’t ridin’ four three felonys
It’s time to plan, plot, and strategize
Capitolize, mobilize
We in the war y’all
It’s for all y’all
From my family to the ones that stabbed me
Little bit mo’ love is what’s recommended
Yeah, and it’s plain to see
The seeds from you and me
Gon’ be the ones to lead us towards unity
That’s if we treat them right
Man, teach them right
Raise your kids better than you was
And see what it does
But if you don’t
Man, we sho’ to be done
We’ll all see exactly why the good die young"

i have entered some character cheats for lego star wars the complete saga for wii, like general grievous. however, after the conformation, i checked the place to purchase characters and he wasnt in that place (not unlockable). when i tried free play, he wasnt one of my selections either. whats going on?

My 8-yr-old daughter is a tomboy – which is perfectly fine with me. But, my wife still can’t get used to it. For Christmas this year, my daughter has asked for traditional "boy" toys – like a dirt bike, Star Wars figures, & toy guns so that she can play "army" with her brothers. She absolutely hates dolls & makeup. Instead of wearing dresses, she’d rather have on jeans & a football jersey. I see nothing wrong with this, but my wife still insists we should buy her dolls, etc. Why not let the kid be comfortable with what she likes? Well, this led to a big argument that she didn’t want our daughter to become gay. I think this is ridiculous. She says I’m enabling my daughter to be gay. I don’t think I’m doing anything wrong. Is it ok to let girls play with boy toys?
Thanks to everyone for their answers so far. My daughter has always chosen "boy" toys – she never had anything forced on her, so it’s been her choice. And I can see that she’s happy when she plays with action figures or what have you. If one day she "grows out of it," then that’s fine with me, too. I just want her to be happy.

The final scene in Episode III (when Obi-Wan gives Luke to his new family.) When they stand on the sand dune and the suns are setting. Does anybody know what the piece of music it is that plays just before the credits. Many Thanks in advance

Could it have something to do with Chavez telling like it is at the UN. Lord knows, you do NOT question our fearless dictator, no matter how stupid he really is(because he is surrounded by smart people, like his VP). Anyone within this administration who does not fall in line will be fired on site! DON"T QUESTION ME!!!! I know what’s good for you…wire taps, tracking you thru ON-STAR…your cellphone…your bank records…and while were at it, I retro-actively declassify Valerie Plaines identity since I myself WAS the leaker, gotta get that war machine out there for daddy warbucks…

I think some people this year will not have their homes heated, because when you have the VP in bed with Big Oil dictating our national "ENERGY POLICY", then you see why gas is so expensive since 9/11(housing too).

http://money.cnn.com/2006/09/27/news/international/citgo.reut/index.htm?cnn=yes

Nov 2008…and the crackhead in the Whitehouse get’s the BOOT…?

I really want to be asoka but i’m stuck anakin, and i can’t check the manual ’cause i bought it used.

The Star Wars theme song (plays during the perspective-scrolling title and subtitle)

"Over the Rainbow" by Me First and the Gimme Gimmes (remix of Dorothy’s famous Wizard of Oz song)
The Star Wars theme song (plays during opening with title and intro)

"Over the Rainbow" by Me First and the Gimme Gimmes

LIMITATION: No filesharing places! I hate them! That means YOU, Limewire people!

We have a baby on the way, daddy’s a stormtrooper in Vader’s 501st (http://www.501st.com) and so obviously the nursery must be SW themed. I’m thinking a starship battle on the ceiling would be pretty cool. The miniatures from the Starship Battle game are definitely more affordable to work with than larger toy models. My only concern is they’ll be too small. Just exactly how small are these miniatures? ( The ships and vehicles specifically. ) Do you think they’ll be too small to hang from the ceiling with fishing line in a battle scene? Or do you think they’ll be just the right size or what?

I was wondering if collecting lego star wars was fun and interesting i would like to know what others think if I should start one or not.

I have a Star Wars collect that I have been trying to sell for awhile, I’m wondering if anyone could give me an estimate as to the value of my collection. Most are out of the box, but still have their accessories and were gently used.

OUT OF THE BOX:
Bib Fortuna
Emperor Palpatine
Droid Eka
Darth Vader
Gameoran Guard
Chewbacca
Han Solo
Jawas
Probe Droid (HOTH)
Luke in Courscant Gear
Lando Calrissian
Wedge Antilles
Princess Leia (A New Hope)
Boba Fett (Shadows of the Empire)
Obi-Wan (Cereal Box Prize)
Luke in Pilot Gear
Stormtrooper
Chewbacca Bounty Hunter (Shadows of the Empire)
AT-ST Driver
Prince Xixor
Ghost of Obi-Wan
Stormtrooper (Shadows of the Empire)
Greedo
Imperial Pilot
Han Solo in Carbanite
Han Solo in Stormtrooper
Snowtrooper
Luke Skywalker (A New Hope)
IG-88
Boba Fett
Luke (ROTJ Jedi Gear)
C-3P0
Yoda (Degobah Training)
Luke (Degobah Training)
Luke w/ hover craft (Shadows of the Empire??)
Snowtrooper w/ Cannon
Royal Guard
5 Cantina Band Members
Max Rebo
Doda Bodonaweedo
Bosskk
4-LOM
1977 Luke (A New Hope)
1995 Darth Vader (Classic Replica)
1995 Han Solo (Classic Replica)
1995 Chewbacca (Classic Replica)
1977 Stormtrooper
1980 Bosskk

IN OPENED BOX:
C-3P0 w/ Removable Arm (Green Box w/ flashback)
Boss Nass w/ Gungan Staff
Ric Olie w/ helmet and blaster
Battle Droid w/ rifle
Darth Maul (Jedi Dual)
R2-D2 w/ blaster rockets
Obi-Wan (Jedi Dual)
Mace Windu w/ Saber and Cloak
Qui Gon Jin (Jedi Dual)
Chewbacca in Hoth Gear w/ Bowcaster (Green Box w/ Flashback)

VEHICLES
Speeder Bike w/ Scout Trooper
Swoop Bike w/ Swoop Trooper (SOTE)
Sith Speeder w/ Darth Maul IN BOX NEVER OPENED
1995 Landspeeder
AT-ST
Millennium Falcon
Tie Fighter
X-Wing
Naboo Fighter

MICROMACHINES ACTION FLEET PLAYSETS
Luke (HOTH)
Boba Fett (BESPIN)
Royal Guard (Death Star II)
Stromtrooper (Death Star)
Chewbacca (Endor)
R2-D2 (Jabbas Palace)
HOTH FOLD OUT PLAYSET

MICROMACHINES ACTION FLEET
Snowspeeders
AT-AT
Slave 1

MORE UNLISTED

PLUS TACO BELL TOYS, COMICS, POSTERS, CARDS, BLUE PRINTS AND MORE ITEMS THAT WERE NOT INVENTORIED.
Thank you for the info…but I’m still wondering, what is a fair price? How much would you pay for it?

it was the first star wars movie that came out. whats that song name when the robot and the gold robot and wokonabe with that boy and went to that bar to rent a space ship. what was the name of the little aliens playing i have this stupid quiz on star wars.

Chloe crept up the stairs which led to the cellar door. She listened before she opened it, her heart pumping so loud she was convinced someone would hear it. Everything seemed quiet and the fighting appeared to have stopped. As she opened the door she was overwhelmed, her world had been destroyed and was now completely unrecognisable. The quiet village which she lived her whole life in was now nonexistent.
She turned her face to the sky hoping to feel the sun’s warmth on her face, but the air was soggy and laden with smog and decay. The ground was covered in a carpet of smouldering rubble. Chloe shivered as she realised there were bodies strewn everywhere. Feeling as if she was going to be sick, she shrunk back into her hiding place.
Chloe’s father was the village priest, he had the greatest positive influence and authority on all of the people in the village. Her mother was the lead ballerina in “Chevalier la Damoiselle”. They were on their way home, when soldiers came, pulled out a rifle and shot them. She didn’t understand how her parents, who the whole village valued and respected, could die so quickly and undeservedly.
As she sat at the bottom of the stairs she thought about what was once her home, her loving parents, the picnics she shared with her friends. As she wiped her cheeks dry she made her way back to the cellar. She sat down on an old mattress and wrapped her arms around Amy, the little girl who was sharing the cellar with her. Amy was an orphan because of the war, just like herself. Chloe wanted to leave to try and find food but how could she with a seven year old with her. Chloe was only sixteen and had never had any siblings, caring for a child was entirely new to her. They had two options, facing the war stricken village with the possibility of armed soldiers lurking around or staying in the cellar and starving to death. At least a bullet would be quick.
They left the cellar in search of something to cease the rumbling in their stomachs and a warm place to sleep. The air was filled with an awful odour that was almost unbearable. As they walked through the village they saw bodies lying there and rotting. Vultures and crows were feasting everywhere. Chloe carried Amy and held her face close to her so she could not see this awful suffering.
They travelled for days finding no shelter and very little food. The occasional tree still beared some fruit and a few berries had managed to survive. Eventually they can to a small stream. The soothing sound of the flowing water made the two girls forget they troubles for a few moments. The warm ripples, like overflowing teardrops, embraced their skin and refreshed them. They came to what could have been a farm not long ago. It had been burnt but the frame was still there, they found some blankets hanging on the clothesline and made a makeshift bed. They stayed there for a few nights until there were no more berries to sustain them.
After a few days they came across a deserted battlefield. They could tell because of the deep trenches dug in the ground and left over debris from the soldiers. Crimson red stained rags were strewn everywhere. They found a small hut and rested there for a while. After many days of travelling the weather turned on them.
The sky was gun metal grey with a sickly cast of green and the air felt heavy, their clothes felt sticky and uncomfortable due to the unbearable humidity. The slow drips of rain that had seemed so innocent had grown in size and speed, until a steady downpour as the clouds above released their load. The wind had become so strong that the metal roof of the hut started to peel back like the skin of a large orange.
Chloe held Amy tight and told her that everything would be alright. As Amy drifted off to sleep, for the first time since they left the cellar, Chloe let tears flow down her cheeks like the heavy rain that surrounded them. She felt so alone and vulnerable, how was she to care for Amy if she couldn’t even care for herself.
When Amy woke her the next day the sun was in the sky. After a few minutes the clouds broke apart to reveal a brilliant rainbow. It was like a painting, the type you would see in a picture book. Chloe remembered one book in particular, it was the story of the star of Bethlehem. That meant this rainbow was a sign from God.
“We need to go in the direction of the rainbow!” her voice became urgent as she spoke to Amy. Amy scrambled up the hill half walking, half running to catch up with Chloe. As the rainbow began to fade Chloe became anxious and ran even harder.
“We just need to get to the other side of the hill”, Chloe made the decision to keep moving. When they topped the hill they could not believe their eyes. A whimsical village, untouched by war it seemed as if it was awaiting their arrival.
As Chloe sat on top of the hill gazing down on the village she realised ….

ANY IDEAS OF HOW I CAN FINISH IT?

Hello do you know if they are going to be putting cap. fordo in the new star wars clone wars series and if you have a pic of if just post it thanks

Aries
Aries have ramlike eyebrows and smug expressions. They should not be quite so smug because they are constantly clunking themselves in the skull. Cat Stevens’ "Hard Headed Woman" was probably an Aries. Aries rarely say one thing and do another. They usually do the wrong thing and don’t discuss it. Never point this out to an Aries unless you want your kidneys pulled out through your sinuses. Aries folks love Pisceans because Pisces people make them feel well-grounded. Aries love to laugh at the funny moon-people who suck their thumbs at age 35. Aries use guns to describe philosophical concepts. Whether you live in a palatial estate or a cardboard tepee, you will insist until death that it is exactly what you always wanted. Most Aries were concrete parking bumpers in at least two of their past lives. Aries are never born.
They skip gaily from their mothers’ wombs. This may even involve rollerblades. The Aries makes life decisions as a toddler. Aries marry several times for funnies but never divorce. Their spouses have many freak accidents resulting in death or crippling injury. Being infallible, God is probably an Aries. This would make Satan an Aquarius. Aries always hold management positions. If one is assigned to clean toilets, he will form a one-man union. Then he will go and picket in the parking lot. All of you think you’re Lech Walesa. People run away when an Aries comes around. They know that if they do not, the Aries will set them on fire. Aries hate listening to Scorpios talk because they take pride in being even more self-centered. In fact, much to the Scorpios’ dismay, you are the biggest pricks in the zodiac. Your rams’ horns are in everyone else’s asses.

Taurus
You are brooding emotion incarnate. One minute you’re up, the next you’re down, the next you’ve shot your favorite newscaster in the kneecaps, "just ‘cuz.". You’re very earthy, which may mean that you don’t shower as often as most people. Or it may just mean that you like to roll around with your nose in clover and sigh. Taureans love happy movies where everyone is jolly and having fun, but they fight with waiters and get upset with billboards. They like to psychoanalyze their friends but have no real experience with life in general. Taureans mumble while describing philosophical concepts.
The Taurus is a strange bird because he or she holds grudges about things that never actually happened. This may stem from the feelings of inadequacy resulting from being beaten out for first in line in the zodiac by Aries. That is the Taurean self-image, always second best. However, they are undoubtedly the best at feeling like second best. All Taureans want to be God. Unfortunately, God is an Aries. You are generally tough to figure out because you answer every question with a question. Also, you won’t come out from under the bed. Most Taureans love conflict. If nothing is wrong, then that in itself is something wrong. Some especially like bar fights. If they can’t get into an actual bar fight, they will make up interesting stories about them which they can tell their friends right before they psychoanalyze them. If it weren’t for Bazooka Joe and The Family Circus, Taureans wouldn’t know what to do. You feel that you are going nowhere in life. You are probably right. Milwaukee is full of Taureans. Taureans are impatient and pushy. They are in a tremendous hurry to get to the nowhere that they intend to go to. They make little dioramas of their homes, complete with tiny effigies of the people they know, and act out scenarios of the way things would be if they were God.

Gemini
Everyone loves a Gemini because everyone loves a schizophrenic. You like to think that you are a half-and half mixture of Socrates and Michelangelo, but in reality it’s more like Prince and Bea Arthur. You are progressive, outgoing, and one of the most popular rides at Cedar Point. However, you can and will negate all of this by the time you’re finished reading this sentence. Geminis drive funny cars. They often drive them into trees or buildings. Geminis are pushy and overbearing. They pick fights with small children and moon people at weddings. They like to use Libras as punching bags. A bisexual Gemini is a walking double date. The rest are hermaphrodites. Geminis vandalize their own houses.
Geminis use far-fetched analogies to describe philosophical concepts. Geminis rarely compete in the Olympics. When they do, it is usually pool or air hockey. Frogger turns up as well. Geminis are always on some sort of medication. This medication is not always legal. Gemini is Latin for "I’m okay, I’m okay." Geminis speak very loudly in order to be heard. This is unfortunate as they are nearly always talking to themselves. In fact, they often pick animated arguments with themselves in the bathtub. The most famous Gemini in history is Orville and Wilbur Wright. Geminis are frequently abidextrous, which means that they can pick both sides of their noses at the same time. The Gemini is essentially nothing more than a paranoid Aquarius.

Cancer
You like to know what’s going on in the lives of everyone in the galaxy. However, you tend not know know what’s going on in your own. If you are lucky, your friends will tell you. Cancerians only get dressed because they have to, and their fashion sense can only be described as "erratic." You are more likely than any other sign in the zodiac (except Pisces, who does not iron) to iron your clothes by sleeping with them sandwiched between the mattress and box-spring. Likewise, you can stretch one pair of underwear out for almost a month. Your home is like your very own Biodome, and you can remain indoors for months at a time. Despite your need to be everyone’s savior, you need no social interaction. SWAT teams often show up, mistakenly thinking there’s a hostage situation.
A Cancer is like a walking Ladies’ Home Journal, quick on the draw with shortcake recipes and helpful hints on how to talk to your teen. Whether they know it or not, they are all born with an exceptional talent for cross-stitch. So much for buying the world a Coke – they would breast-feed the world if they could. This trait is not gender-specific. You will never excel in sports because you have to rest for fifteen minutes every time you breathe. You do not mind, since you plan to conduct your career from the comfort of your own bed. You maintain your questionable health through a steady diet of Ho-Ho’s and beer. You also imbibe a great deal of Pepto-Bismol in order to confuse your numerous ulcers. People walk on you often. Actually, not often – all the time. If you think someone is screwing you, you’re probably right. The most entertaining thing about this is that you like it. You strive to be a doormat. Cancerians coin their own words to describe philosophical concepts. This is why it is no surprise that George W. Bush is a Cancer. Cancerians have minimal influence over their friends, even though they show up with homemade soup to remedy every minor or major tragedy. However, they wield their power through the fact that they know what everyone is thinking at any given time. This is why they are never invited to parties. Cancerians claim to be "tactful". The word for this is actually "shiftless". Cancerians are always appointed to take their drunken, drooling friends home. These friends are usually Pisceans

Leo
You will grab attention in any way you possibly can. Self-immolation is not out of the question. You like to kiss mirrors a lot. Genghis Khan was a Leo, and so is Barney the Dinosaur. People still love Lucy, but less because she was a Leo. Leos will interrupt conversation to talk, and they will place themselves bodily in the way of someone who is trying to leave before the Leo is finished saying what he or she needs to say. All Leos want parades on their birthdays. Leos never marry because no one is good enough for them. If they do marry, they keep their spouses locked under the bathroom sink. They need physical affection at all times; unfortunately, they can’t find any because everyone thinks they are irritating punks. This is why so many of the people arrested for necrophilia are Leos.
A Leo uses himself as an example of the Overman in order to describe philosophical concepts. Some Leos decide to be homosexual even if they aren’t, because they think this gives them shock value. It actually means that neither gender will want to hook up with them. In actuality, anything besides a romantic evening with themselves is considered a step down for the Leo. Leos open doors by screaming at them. They expect their Clappers to applaud when they enter a room. Leos are said to resemble lions. This means that they are loud, have cleft upper lips and slimy noses, and s**t under trees as they walk. They snack on monkeys while watching "Entertainment Tonight". Humility frightens Leos. That is why Jesus was a Capricorn, Buddha was an Aries, and so forth. However, "radical cult leader" is not out of the question. Leos like to start fights with Aries. They will stomp and bloody each other regardless of whether or not they are in public. In fact, the Leos usually prefer it. You will see these fights taking place at bars, sporting events, fashion shows, or Taco Bell. If you are a clever Capricorn, you will sell tickets. Don’t worry about hanging posters–Leo will take care of that in advance. Aquarians hang posters of rock stars on their walls. Scorpios hang posters of famous disasters on their walls. Capricorns hang posters of great mathematicians on their walls. Pisceans hang posters of unicorns on their walls. Leos hang posters of themselves on their walls.

Virgo
You are a pain in the ***. You regulate your breathing and color-coordinate the clothes in your closet. No Virgo in history has ever belched. Virgos clean every square inch of everything they own twice daily with a toothbrush. Everything has its place, and yours is on the floor scrubbing with a magnifying glass, checking for germs. Obsessive-compulsive disorder? A nice euphemism for the word "Virgo". Virgos use pointers and elaborate charts to describe philosophical concepts. You commit a lot of drive-by shootings. When you are questioned, you tell the police that it was because "the bastard had a filthy car". The police usually let you go because they are Virgos too. It is easy to freak out a Virgo. Tell them they have something between their teeth. Then watch them scrub frantically at the imaginary thing. Virgos are a hell of a lot of fun for assholes like us. Hell for a Virgo is being locked up in an elevator for eternity with a naked Aquarius. That is because in hell, Aquarians are allowed to bring beer, which they leave all over the floor.
Virgos, however, have to surrender their brooms and squeegees to God. Virgos also have a hard time coping when they find out there’s something under the fridge. But it’s usually just a depressed Taurus. Virgos have read enough Hints from Heloise to know that the depressed Taurus can be coaxed out from under the fridge with a banana wine cooler. Virgos don’t see the world in shades of black and white. They see it in shades of clean and dirty. Cat hair makes Virgos foam at the mouth. Virgos are cool because they will do your laundry for you. They’ll separate everything by color and fabric until it consists of fourteen loads of three things apiece. Then they will put them in the washer in alphabetical order by name of manufacturer. Virgos are often found opening and shutting the refrigerator door, attempting to trick the light inside. Don’t put cheese where it doesn’t belong in a Virgo’s refrigerator. He or she will go Jack Torrence on your ***. You will be stabbed with a cuticle pusher. Jack Torrence was probably a Virgo in the first half of "The Shining". After that, he went all Leo.

Libra
You are oh-so-elegant and tasteful to the point of incurring nausea from loved ones. You are also bipolar as hell and can’t make a decision on your own. You usually consult your therapist or TV Guide. Libras are trendy and malleable folks. They are funny because they will glom onto something they hated before if it suddenly becomes fashionable. Velour is not entirely lost upon these people. Libras eat a lot of ethnic food from cultures they don’t understand. They single-handedly started the cappucino movement. Ask them why, and they will claim something unintelligible about solidarity. You constantly worry about what other people think. If you really paid any attention, maybe people would like you more. Libras use quotes from David Mamet plays to describe philosophical concepts. Then they have those concepts engraved upon nice little wallet cards.
The Libran interest in current events ends with the J. Crew catalog. They don’t eat fast food or have any clue where their trash goes. They have other people tie their expensive shoes. Only two Libras have ever been found in thrift stores. All of their bell-bottoms were color-coordinated to match their lamé turtlenecks. Libras are always on the cutting edge of what the rest of us think is absolute pretentious bulls**t. They have huge collections of CDs they’ve never even listened to. Libras give to designer charities. Hollywood is full of Libras. You are the reason butterfly hairpins and parachute pants have made a comeback. Next on the list is those big jam shorts. You probably never threw out your old pair. Hang on to your Winger t-shirt too. Get a Libra as drunk as possible and he or she will still be able to explain the difference between café latté and café au lait. This is peculiar as the rest of us know that there is no difference at all.

Scorpio
You got into computers early so you could use made-up, bulls**t terminology and get away with it. Most hackers are Scorpios, as are most people who think they’re going to find fame on a chat board. You embarrass Libras because you like your coffee straight out of the bag, eaten with a spoon. You may have actually snorted Chock Full o’ Nuts at one time in your life. You take your paranoid beatnik approach to life very seriously. Many Scorpios have found ways to successfully smoke in the shower. Your number-one grudge is about never having been abducted by aliens, or being the victim of a government conspiracy. Most of those fake virus warnings or cash offers from Bill Gates are your attempt to stir something up. Ironically, Bill Gates is a Scorpio. The fully-automated barracks he lives in should clear up any doubt.
Your master plan for world domination will never work because it involves you at the helm. It is hard for you to accept that Star Trek is fiction, and you are not a Borg leader. Scorpios use expletives to describe philosophical concepts. It’s no wonder that Halloween falls smack in the middle of the Scorpio range. This is the only time of year when fake hauntings, sugar-induced hysteria, and impersonating Dr. Who won’t get you arrested. Scorpios have strong sex drives, because it gives them yet another opportunity to smoke. Scorpios have much advice to give on matters that are of no concern to them. If you want to find out if someone is a Scorpio, ask them a pertinent question. Five minutes of silence later, the answer will be "I’m sorry, what?" Scorpios are often hairy and feel that this makes them more virile. This is especially true of Scorpio women. Scorpios cheat at the lottery. If it’s automated, they can hack it.

Sagittarius
Sagittarians are born adventurers. They like smashing spiders with their bare hands and trying to walk to the bathroom in the middle of the night with the lights out. They would sooner sustain crippling injury than do anything the easy way. Sagittarians love to entertain their friends, family, and total strangers. This often includes transvesticism. Nearly every Sagittarian was born into the wrong gender. Sagittarians are loud and have no social graces. They seek to offend. Sagittarians usually have nicknames like Thunderpooper or Vomitus Maximus. Animals and small children love Sagittarians. This is unfortunate since adults usually hate them. However, Sagittarians make excellent circus freaks and vagrants. Sagittarians use interpretive dance to describe philosophical concepts. Buttons and bumper stickers with rude sayings on them are a trademark of the Sagittarian. They throw food at expensive restaurants and ask lots of questions in the middle of church.
Don’t ever bring a Sagittarius home to meet your parents. He or she will tie up your mother and pants your dad. Famous Sagittarians include the Geo Metro. The holiday during which the sun is in Sagittarius is Thanksgiving. This is highly appropriate since everyone eats until they’re sick and passes out while a bunch of cross-dressers and huge inflatable things wander through the streets of New York, the most Sagittarian town in the universe. The Shriners driving around in the tiny little cars are a very Sagittarian image. Even more so if there’s a ridiculously busty woman stuffed into the car as well. A Sagittarius is always a better Madonna than Madonna. Men can pull off sequins, and women can pull off construction helmets. The Sagittarius is incapable of being unhip.

Capricorn
Capricorns are hardworking, reliable, and dull as hell. They are always on the move, headed to their next delusion of grandeur. They are often good at math which explains why they are such pains in the ***. René Descartes was a great mathematician and a crappy philosopher, so he must have been a Capricorn. Stephen Hawking is even more Capricorn because he’s all of the above and a pompous S.O.B. to boot. Sure, he’s overcome a lot of obstacles etc. etc., but even in perfect health you can’t overcome being a Capricorn. Most politicians are Capricorns, which is why our country is always in the hole. It is not surprising that politicians need so much security around them all the time. Capricorns are like a strange cross between a Leo and a Virgo. They think that this makes them both charismatic and logical. In reality, it means that they are tight-assed and nitpicky, and have to keep their egos in the backyard.
In the event of nuclear war, only cockroaches and Capricorns would find a way to survive. The rest of us just don’t want to live in a world like that. The nation’s cockeyed system of toll roads was probably designed by a freakin’ Capricorn. They learn how to screw the public over at an early age. Their parents buy them books of law for Christmas so they can underline the loopholes. Capricorns cannot even fathom, much less describe, philosophical concepts because they don’t involve equations. (See comments about Descartes and Hawking above) Capricorns own lots of Filofaxes and other tools to organize the lives they do not have. They love to be seen talking on their cell phones. These phones are not actually turned on because Capricorns don’t have any friends to call. Capricorns went out of style in 1989. They still believe that Trump was a visionary. Most of the people arrested for counterfeiting are Capricorns

Aquarius
The Aquarius loves a party. Anytime, anywhere is their motto. It is not unlikely that an Aquarius will consider a wake a good place to meet chicks. Aquarians tend to be nostalgic about the 1960s because that was the last time they could be naked in public and get away with it. Aquarians love to be naked. It is even better if they are naked and crocked. 97.4% of the Night Train consumed in the past thirty years has been consumed by Aquarians. Almost every Aquarian will claim to have seen Jerry Garcia’s image in their Froot Loops at least once. Froot Loops is a very Aquarian cereal. So is Rice Krispies, since it will engage in a friendly chat with the Aquarian as he or she is eating breakfast. Count Chocula is off-limits, however. It belongs to the Scorpios. Aquarians are the only people in the zodiac who can play volleyball with themselves. And they frequently do.
Aquarians use the phrase "Dude, man…" frequently when describing philosophical concepts. Aquarians have out-of-body experiences on a daily basis. If you are talking to an Aquarian and he or she zones out, consider the conversation hopeless. He or she is talking to the guy three feet away from you. Aquarians are fun because they channel people. Plus, if you tell them to, they will run around naked. Aquarians like astronomy because they’ve been to all those places. If you want to know what the food is like on Saturn, ask an Aquarius. They can also walk on water if they try really really hard. This usually happens in the bathtub. Aquarians can allow themselves every possible vice on the planet, and don’t think twice about it. That is why they piss everyone else off. They are cosmically entitled to do this. Most rock stars are Aquarians.

Pisces
Everywhere you go, laughter and comedy ensue. This would be great if you were trying to be funny. You are deeply confused by the idea of sex. As far as you are concerned, if it didn’t happen in "The Velveteen Rabbit", it doesn’t exist. Piscean women wear long floaty dresses and enormous amounts of unusual silver jewelry. On hikes. Pisceans claim to love the stars, but the only constellation they can find is the Big Dipper. If they cannot find it, they cry. You remember what you were wearing on March 3rd, 1981 but forget your own address. You have no sense of direction. The people you find going in reverse at 70 m.p.h. on the expressway are usually Pisceans. Pisceans are most likely to die by falling out of a window or getting run over by a truck. That is, of course, unless they live with a Cancer.
Pisceans are so zoned and perpetually endangered that they can bring out the maternal instincts of a Leo. Don’t be fooled, however; many Pisceans can surprise you by kicking your *** and the asses of your four imaginary friends. While Leos tend to achieve the most fame in the field of entertainment, Pisceans strive to achieve historical greatness by sheer fluke. They are proud to tell you that Michelangelo, Galileo, George Washington, and Albert Einstein, none of whom had an agent, were all Pisceans. What they won’t tell you is that so is Ted Kennedy. Pisceans claim to want "honest criticism" of their work. Then they commit hara-kiri on the floor when you say you don’t like it. Never try to use logic with a Pisces; he or she is living about three feet off of the natural ground or in Narnia. Their tools of debate are non-sequiturs, quotes from Elizabeth Barrett Browning, and, of course, crying. It wouldn’t matter what linguistic devices Pisceans use to describe philosophical concepts because they aren’t positive they know what they’re talking about anyway. You cry over dead animals in the road but feel no remorse about mowing down humans you don’t like. Cancerians say one thing and do another. Scorpios say one thing and do it just for spite. Pisceans say far too much and do whatever the hell they want.

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3 things make me wonder if Sidious just wasn’t toying with Windu until Anakin arrived to jump over to the Dark Side…
1. He dispatched the other three Jedi who accompanied Mace pretty darn quickly, which would have given him more control over the fight with Mace and allowed him to prolong it until Anakin showed up.
2. I think Sidious was actually a changeling who could adapt his appearance from his normal ugly complexion to the one we know and love as Palpatine at will. Letting himself slip back into Mr. Ugly was his way of dramatizing the situation for Anakin… afterall, after suffering 32 Million watts of Dark Brand electricity, would he really be up to addressing the Senate the following day?
3. Assuming Mace’s and Yoda’s capabilities to be roughly equal, Sidious didn’t have such a hard time kicking his little green friend’s behind… suggesting Mace wasn’t such a big challenge either.

What do you think? And please, no Star Wars hate answers… I’m just an occasional fan.
There’s also the context of the storyline… on one hand, it definitely makes it tragic that Anakin showed up just in time to screw things up for the Jedi and that definitely makes you regret his decision all the more, knowing that Mace could have bested Palpatine.

But there is still an element of tragedy perserved if it was a ploy and something else is added: Sidious’s passion for finding the perfect apprentice is proven when he puts himself in harm’s way just to push Anakin over the edge.

To me, having both an element of tragedy in Anakin’s turning perserved as well as Sidious’s devotion to finding the perfect apprentice demonstrated is much more interesting than just Anakin tragically messing things up for the galaxy.

ARIES
March 21-April 19

Aries in Love:
You will not tolerate being bossed around by your mate. You hate have your space infringed upon and you can’t stand it if your mate shows up late for a date. You like to be asked for advice and flattery always makes you feel important. You will never slow down and wait for your lover. It’s keep up or get left behind. You match up to your sign and the remaining eleven signs as follows.
ARIES & ARIES: Temper tantrums are quite likely to erupt into major wars with this combination. Remember only one party can win and neither one will accept defeat. Passionate but problems.
ARIES & TAURUS: The Bull has trouble with your free spirited attitude. With compromise it can work. A little bit dull for you at times however it can be a stabilizing experience for you.
ARIES & GEMINI: Wonderful alliance. This is an exciting, sexual encounter that can in fact last. Both you and Gemini are so spontaneous and full of life that there is no time for either of you to become bored.
ARIES & CANCER: The Crab is far too sensitive and slow for your speedy and hot tempered nature. You will have difficulty listening to the Crabs nagging and negativity. This is really a poor match up right from day one.
Aries & LEO: This is a most exhilarating combination. You both share the same likes and dislikes. You are both always on the go, craving excitement, love and fun. This is truly a link made in heaven.
ARIES & VIRGO: Your impulsiveness is just too much for the Virgoan. Virgo’s practical, critical nature will drive you away rapidly. This is a relationship better left alone.
ARIES & LIBRA: Although opposites attract, the Scales are just a little too lazy to keep up with you. You on the other hand lack the sophistication required to keep a Libran happy.
ARIES & SCORPIO : You are both ruled by the catalyst Mars that makes this union hot and heavy. The possessive Scorpio will, however, does clash with your free spirited nature.
ARIES & SAGITTARIUS: This can be a good and a lasting relationship. You are both fun-loving and quite oblivious to the faults that might drive most people crazy. This is an exciting and adventurous union.
ARIES & CAPRICORN: Finances are the biggest detriment in this connection. You can spend it as fast as the hard working Goat can make it that drives the frugal Capricorn insane.
ARIES & AQUARIUS: This is not a bad connection. You are both inquisitive, however at times you may find it difficult to contemplate what the Water-bearer will do next.
ARIES & PISCES: Sexually this is not a bad alliance, but your temperaments are just so different that it does put a strain on the relationship. You could never handle the Fishes emotional whims for any length of time.

TAURUS
April 20-May 20

Taurus in Love:
Your lover must approach you properly in order to win your heart. You love good cooking and fine wine. The way to your heart is definitely through your stomach. You are turned off by individuals who exaggerate or color the truth. You like to be admired and will respond if your lover is encouraging. Your connection to someone born under the same sign as yourself or one of the remaining eleven signs is as follows.
TAURUS & ARIES: This union is better as a hot passionate affair. Your possessiveness will cramp the Aries free-loving nature.
TAURUS & TAURUS: Not bad sexually, however this union is somewhat dull in other areas of life. You will have a tendency to grow fat together. Visualize two couch potatoes eating in front of the television.
TAURUS & GEMINI: Gemini’s lack of respect for possessions and stability will drive you up a wall. You aren’t spontaneous enough for the versatile Twin. Not really a likely combination.
TAURUS & CANCER: Good partnership. You will enhance one another. You offer the Crab the necessary security and in return you receive the affection and loyalty you desire.
TAURUS & LEO: This is not only an unlikely connection but one that is built on deception. If your financial position is good you will attract the Lion however, this partner will want the freedom to roam.
TAURUS & VIRGO: Problems usually arise in the bedroom, however in all other areas you and your Virgoan will do remarkably well. You are both practical and hard working.
TAURUS & LIBRA: Compromise is necessity if you want this union to work. Your Libran mate will be far too indecisive for you and you lack the sophistication that the Scales demand in a partner.
TAURUS & SCORPIO: Polarity attraction, sexually dynamic, however you are both fixed signs that can cause difficulties. Your stubbornness and the Scorpions jealousy will result in a no win situation.
TAURUS & SAGITTARIUS: This combo is better left as friends. The archer likes to gamble, free-spirited and taking each day as it comes. You on the other hand could never live without routine and would frown up the Sagittarians irresponsibility.
TAURUS & CAPRICORN: This is not a bad alliance as you both have the same interests where money, possessions and security are concerned. The biggest drawback is the old ‘all work and no play’ syndrome.
TAURUS & AQUARIUS: You are both fixed signs with a totally different concept of life. The water-bearer is too much of a loner and you always want to own or possess your partner.
TAURUS & PISCES: This combination can work, however the Fish lack practicality which can be a deterrent for you. On the other hand your Pisces mate may leave if you become too domineering

GEMINI
May 21-June 20

Gemini in Love:
You can play a heartless game using your keen intellect, charm and sex appeal to your advantage. You can easily persuade any sign to have a passionate affair with you, however a long term relationship is another story. You aren’t likely to stay in any union that restricts, confines or holds you back in any way. You match up as follows to your own sign and the remaining eleven signs.
GEMINI & ARIES: This is one of your best matches. You both have a high energy, a thirst for adventure and spontaneity. Passionate, sudden and compelling this union can last.
GEMINI & TAURUS: This is not a good connection for the Bull. Your lack of routine upsets this steady sign. You find Taureans far too dull for your liking and will tend to wander early into the relationship.
GEMINI & GEMINI: You can have some real good times but you seldom stay together unless you meet in later years. There is a lack of direction that usually prevails, however you can have some wonderful times together.
GEMINI & CANCER: The Moon child is far too moody and sensitive for your fickle ways. You are not a homebody like the Crab. You have totally different interests then a Cancer.
GEMINI & LEO : This is not a bad connection. You both complement one another. The generous Lion will bend to whatever you want as long as you let your flattering silver-tongue lead the way.
GEMINI & VIRGO: This is not the best union, the practical Virgo views you as being disorganized and frivolous. You on the other hand don’t think that the Virgoan knows how to have a good time.
GEMINI & LIBRA: Magnetic union, however not long lasting. The Scales find it difficult to live in the turmoil and melodrama that you thrive on. This relationship is usually short, hot and sweet.
GEMINI & SCORPIO: Scorpio’s jealous tendencies are impossible for you to handle. You flirtatious ways and little white lies will drive the Scorpion as far away as possible.
GEMINI & SAGITTARIUS : This union can work, however you both love to travel therefore you may not spend much time together. You both tend to leave your fate to luck which can make this a risky relationship.
GEMINI & CAPRICORN: Not great. The goat is too ambitious and organized for you. You have totally different priorities in love and in life.
GEMINI & AQUARIUS : Super alliance, you are both original and like variety. This makes for a fun loving couple. This is not always a lasting union but it is certainly worth pursuing.
GEMINI & PISCES : Insecurity usually ruins this relationship. This can be an extremely emotional union. Unique, destructive, yet passionate and lustful resulting in hurt and anxiety.

CANCER
June 21-July 22

Cancer in Love:
Your sensitive nature can be difficult to deal with. You are often misunderstood at an emotional level You need a mate that can understand your tenderness. You match up you your own sign and the other eleven as follows.
CANCER & ARIES: This is not a very good combination for you. The Ram’s lack of tact and their hot temper is just too devastating for your sensitive and insecure nature.
CANCER & TAURUS : The Bull is one of your best partners. You are both homebodies who appreciate good food, good quality and thrift. You can keep each other quite happy. Truly an enduring relationship.
CANCER & GEMINI : The Twins play too many mind games for your soft and innocent approach to life. Gemini’s flirtatious free-spirited nature is just too hurtful for you to have to deal with.
CANCER & CANCER: Together you are far too negative for this union to work. Emotional problems will exist throughout the entire relationship. Neither one of you has the ability to see the positive side to the relationship.
CANCER & LEO : The Lion needs to be the center of attention, therefore you will often feel quite neglected in this relationship. You have a tendency to nag and that will drive a Leo mate on to greener pastures.
CANCER & VIRGO: This partnership lacks excitement, to say the least, however that doesn’t usually matter to either you or your mate. Security and the home are much more important to both you and the practical Virgoan.
CANCER & LIBRA: Your mood swings are far too upsetting for the Scales. Libra Needs harmony and a variety of entertainment which really isn’t your style or your intent. You create melodrama at an emotional level and would prefer to stay at home where it’s safe and secure.
CANCER & SCORPIO: You are both too possessive that can and usually does lead to problems at some time. As long as you deal with these issues promptly you can have a happy, satisfying and loving union.
CANCER & SAGITTARIUS: The Archer is too worldly for you. You don’t like to take risks and Sagittarians thrive on chance. This is not your best bet for a lasting union but it is one that often attracts you.
CANCER & CAPRICORN: Polar opposites, Usually there is a lot of chemistry, but the Goat does not usually have the time to show you enough affection. If you can put up with their workaholic ways you can rest assured that you will be well-taken care of financially.
CANCER & AQUARIUS: You are far too sensitive for the Water-bearers aloofness. Aquarians cannot tolerate your need to cling to them.
CANCER & PISCES : You and the Fish are probably the two most sensitive signs of the zodiac. Although you can comprehend one another you can also play emotional games and hurt each other. This connection can work if you communicate openly and honestly.

LEO
July 23-August 22

Leo in Love:
When looking for a prospective mate you will interact diversely with all the other constellations including your own.
LEO & ARIES: This is a capricious match. Your common interests and lusty passionate nature bring about outrageous social and sexual encounters.
LEO & TAURUS: This is an ill-fated connection, your extravagance and desire to party are antagonizing to the prudent Bull. This relationship is not likely to start up in the first place, and not likely to last if you do make it to first base.
LEO & GEMINI: You are enticed by the clever Twins, nevertheless the Twins’ fickleness enrages you. Intriguing while this connection lasts, however it’s usually short lived.
LEO & CANCER : You’re powerful desire to be the center of attention along with your vanity is pernicious for the shy, sensitive Crab. Not a choice alliance.
LEO & LEO: This is a dramatic combination, providing both desist from dominating one another. This is truly a royal match and believe it or not, it often works.
LEO & VIRGO: Virgo’s desire to be in command and methodical nature collides with your carefree, spontaneous temperament. This combo takes a lot of compromise on the part of the Virgoan.
LEO & LIBRA: Libra’s sophistication and your flair constitute an entertaining coalition, unless a financial deficit prevails. You can both be quite extravagant and wasteful.
LEO & SCORPIO: You can dance rather well in a horizontal position, the end result can be crimes of passion, due to jealousy. This union is usually hot, heavy and short lived.
LEO & SAGITTARIUS: This is probably your foremost partner physically and mentally. This union will revel in spending, travel and adventure. Quite an exciting connection.
LEO & CAPRICORN: You’ll get bored with the Goat’s careful and enterprising ways, which is too bad because the Goat is the one sign that can usually afford to spoil you monetarily.
LEO & AQUARIUS : The polarities usually attract passionately, nevertheless the Water-bearer’s expansive interests and higher mind leave you feeling somewhat neglected and unimportant.
LEO & PISCES: This is a detrimental relationship for the shy Pisces and a most unlikely attraction for you. Not compatible and very hurtful for the Fish that is attracted to you.

VIRGO
August 23-September 22

Virgo in Love:
Zodiacal match-ups for you are not the easiest due to your critical analytical nature.
VIRGO & ARIES: The volatile Aries will upset your nervous nature, the conclusion being ill-fated and certainly not lasting. The Ram just won’t put up with your put-downs.
VIRGO & TAURUS: You both share the same high standards and, needless to say, are not the most exciting couple on earth. This is a much better connection during the last half of life.
VIRGO & GEMINI: Not a chance. The risky, carefree fickle Gemini sees you as a drag. Truly a miracle if the two of you do interact for any length of time. This union is best left alone unless other factors prevail in both charts.
VIRGO & CANCER : Somewhat dull. You both tend to avoid getting involved in activities outside your own environment. Neither of you bother to end the relationship even if it isn’t working. This union is a critical and nagging match that results in lowered self-esteem for both of you.
VIRGO & LEO: You will have continuous arguments concerning finances and sex. Your critical tongue will make the Lion wander, seeking the ego-boosting that is necessary for the proud Leo’s existence.
VIRGO & VIRGO: You are quite likely to agree on most subjects. Virgo’s are work, security and cleanliness oriented. When two of you get together in this capacity, unusual sexual pleasures can unfold.
VIRGO & LIBRA: Libra’s extravagant, indecisive nature bothers you, however Libra’s charm can normally melt your critical tongue. Beware not to run Libra off by being too critical. This could be a very passionate relationship, if it lasts.
VIRGO & SCORPIO : This is an interesting match. If the scorpion can tempt you into sexual encounters that are exotic, the end result will end in fireworks.
VIRGO & SAGITTARIUS: This is sexually not bad. The Archer’s non-committal approach to life however, drives you up a wall. This combo works better as a passing affair.
VIRGO & CAPRICORN: This is an excellent union. Practicality and neatness go hand in hand for the Goat as well as for you. Fear of material loss locks you in tight for a long term union.
VIRGO & AQUARIUS: This is a far more mental then physical connection. You rule the lower mind and the Water-bearer the higher mind. This is an intellectual union that is likely to be lasting.
VIRGO & PISCES: This is a polarity attraction. You are enamored by the Pisces empathetic ways and in turn the Fish needs your practical direction. Pisces’ sexuality can bring out the erotic side in you.

LIBRA
September 23-October 22

Libra in Love:
When it comes to compatible signs for you harmony is the most important factor to keep in mind. Without harmony you can’t possibly survive.
LIBRA & ARIES: Polarity attraction. Shooting stars in the bedroom. Tension, however, at a mental level. It can work if you are both willing to compromise.
LIBRA & TAURUS: Not too bad as you both value the finer things in life. The Bull’s possessiveness can bring about some problems for you however if the price is right you’ll put up with a little control.
LIBRA & GEMINI: Intellectual connection. This relationship is much better left as a friendship. You both need a great deal of freedom to experience other people. If you both agree on ground rules right from day one it can last.
LIBRA & CANCER: This is not the best match. The moody Crab is just too difficult for you to handle. You need to surround yourself with positive individuals who will create a harmonious environment.
LIBRA & LEO: This is a good union, similar lifestyles, both hooked on sex. The Lion’s dazzle, and your refined nature balances out quite nicely. Together you make an extremely nice looking couple.
LIBRA & VIRGO: This is an interesting combination, and could have a surprising turn out. In most cases the practical Virgo might find your passionate nature a bit hard to grasp, and you might not grasp the less than passionate ways of the Virgo. But, then again you both could prove that opposites attract, and end of finding each other IRRESISTABLE. This, of course, is rare.
LIBRA & LIBRA: This is not a bad connection, but boredom can be a definite risk as you will both expect to be entertained. Your lazy nature when it comes to domestic chores will also be a problem if you can’t afford to hire help.
LIBRA & SCORPIO: The Scorpions’ jealousy vexes the casual, harmonious nature that you possess. This is certainly not an alliance made in heaven and usually quite difficult for you to balance.
LIBRA & SAGITTARIUS: This is an auspicious relationship. The Archer’s charisma and thirst for adventure will hold your interest. Your good looks and cultural knowledge will entice the Archer.
LIBRA & CAPRICORN: It’s difficult for the Goat to accept your inactivity. Physically there is a powerful attraction between you, unfortunately it is seldom lasting.
LIBRA & AQUARIUS: This is a compatible coalition, you are capable of making love in the highest form. Your two of a kind, neither of you care about detail nor domestics.
LIBRA & PISCES: This is not usually lasting. The Fish is too confused and sensitive in nature that makes this connection a highly complicated combination. The end result can be devastating if you aren’t careful.

SCORPIO

October 23-November 21

Scorpio in Love:
You have an all-or-nothing approach to relationships, therefore you do not match up to all the signs. Here’s a look at how you do interact with others.
SCORPIO & ARIES: You make a hot combination in bed. Highly aggressive sex that could be described as implied violence. Lustful but not lasting due to your jealous nature.
SCORPIO & TAURUS: Polar opposites that actually do quite well together. The Bull is stable and loyal enough to satisfy your intense nature. You both value long-term unions and are willing to work at them together.
SCORPIO & GEMINI: This is not a likely match, the Illusive, fickle Gemini will drive you to distraction, which in turn could bring out your vengeful side.
SCORPIO & CANCER : This is one of your best connections. The Crab is a loyal mate who is usually willing to stand behind you. Cancers are attracted to your strong, demanding ways.
SCORPIO & LEO: This connection can lead to crimes of passion. Although you are strongly attracted to the Lion, Leo’s flamboyant, flirtatious nature will cause anger that could erupt into murder-suicide.
SCORPIO & VIRGO : The Virgoan has difficulties with your sexual leanings. You will bore easily and move on to more passionate partners.
SCORPIO & LIBRA : This is not the best match. Libra is far too good looking and easy going for your jealous nature. You would likely end up spying on this social butterfly.
SCORPIO & SCORPIO: Sexually you are truly compatible, however out of the bedroom you are far too much alike — creating problems and mind games. You will always think that the other is having an affair.
SCORPIO & SAGITTARIUS: This alliance is a waste of time for both parties. You are a homebody and the Archer is a travel nut. This is not a likely attraction.
SCORPIO & CAPRICORN: This is a wonderful partnership. You both have the same values and cherish your home environment. Mentally and physically you match up well, easily satisfying one anothers needs.
SCORPIO & AQUARIUS: Why bother. This will never work due to the Aquarian’s need for freedom and your need to possess. Your values, ethics and approach to life are just too different.
SCORPIO & PISCES: This is not bad. Probably the most erotic sexual combination. The Fish is willing to be a part of your whims and desires, and that makes for a lasting union.

SAGITTARIUS

November 22-December 21

Sagittarius in Love:
You do much better when it comes to friendships then you do in love relationships. Here’s a look at how you do match up to other signs.
SAGITTARIUS & ARIES: This is not a bad match while it lasts. Fun-loving, adventuresome, certainly compatible. Both you and the Ram like to do your own thing, therefore you often part on friendly terms as you go off in your own directions.
SAGITTARIUS & TAURUS : The Bull leads too structured a life for you to conform to. This is not a likely match. Taureans see you as a wanderer with no apparent direction.
SAGITTARIUS & GEMINI: You are polar opposites giving this connection plenty of chemistry, however outside activities tend to take you both in different directions. You both like to take chances and depend too much on luck.
SAGITTARIUS & CANCER: You are a traveler and the Crab is a homebody that automatically puts you on a different wave length. This combination makes a much better friendship. You could never live within the other’s life-style and remain happy.
SAGITTARIUS & LEO: This is probably one of your best match ups. You bring out the best in one another. You both have a very carefree approach to life and love.
SAGITTARIUS & VIRGO: Virgo’s do not handle your lifestyle well. You can not put up with the Virgoan’s meticulous, detailed way of doing everything.
SAGITTARIUS & LIBRA: This is probably one of your best connections. You get the freedom you desire and both of you absolutely hate confrontation, therefore problems are just put on the shelf.
SAGITTARIUS & SCORPIO: The Scorpion cannot live with your freedom loving wandering spirit. When the jealousy sets in you’ll be off to greener pastures. SAGITTARIUS & SAGITTARIUS: You will shake well with one another. This combination is somewhat unpredictable. It’s not always a lasting union due to a lack of being in the same place at the same time, but truly a hot affair.
SAGITTARIUS & CAPRICORN: You are impulsive, risk-taking and always looking for adventure that frightens the cautious Goat. This is really not a suitable union, You are far too different to ever exist together.
SAGITTARIUS & AQUARIUS : You both love adventure, travel and the great outdoors. You can have a lasting relationship, especially if it is a long distance romance.
SAGITTARIUS & PISCES: This is a passionate attraction, but unfortunately neither one of you can supply the other with the emotional factor required to make this coalition work.

CAPRICORN

December 22-January 19

Capricorn in Love:
When it comes to compatible mates, You can compliment a number of different signs.
CAPRICORN & ARIES: You are both far too independent to get along for any length of time. Although there is an attraction and mutual respect, arguments will make this union impossible.
CAPRICORN & TAURUS: You both have the same regard for quality and money. This is almost a match made in heaven. Sexually adequate and certainly a long lasting alliance.
CAPRICORN & GEMINI: Forget it — the flirtatious, fun-loving Twin will not impress you. To you, Gemini’s are irresponsible and unworthy of your dedication.
CAPRICORN & CANCER: You are polar opposites that do quite well together. You feed each other exactly what’s needed. Security from you and loyalty and trust from the Crab.
CAPRICORN & LEO: The extravagant Lion will disgust you. You hate wasteful, flamboyant individuals. Although sexually you are compatible this combination is best as a one night stand.
CAPRICORN & VIRGO: This is a very good mental connection, nevertheless not the most sexually oriented combination.
CAPRICORN & LIBRA : You will be mesmerized by the sophisticated Libran, but that is about as far as this amalgamation will go. You will also tire of the lazy Libran’s ways.
CAPRICORN & SCORPIO: Not bad at all. You both understand one another perfectly and can appreciate the same values and directions. Sexually you can dance superbly together.
CAPRICORN & SAGITTARIUS: You are far too different in your likes and dislikes. The adventurous risk-taking Archer finds you boring due to your cautious, routine nature.
CAPRICORN & CAPRICORN: This relationship lacks stimulation. You are both far too cautious, frugal and self-righteous to last. This is a dead end in the bedroom.
CAPRICORN & AQUARIUS: Although you can appreciate the Water-bearer’s mind and originality, the Aquarian’s lack of direction and carefree nature will cause you to shy away.
CAPRICORN & PISCES: This is not a bad match. The Pisces’ eagerness to please will attract and hold you. This union will only encounter problems if you neglect the Fish’s need for attention.

AQUARIUS

January 20-Feburary 18

Aquarius in Love:
You tend to match up to most signs in a friendly manner, but when it comes to love some signs are better than others.
AQUARIUS & ARIES : This is an excellent match. You both enjoy a large variety of entertainment. A truly adventuresome union as long as neither one of you tries to dominate or regulate activities.
AQUARIUS & TAURUS : The stubborn Bull will have difficulties understanding the unpredictable side of you. Concessions will be necessary on the part of both of you if success is to follow.
AQUARIUS & GEMINI: This is a delightful, intellectually stimulating relationship. Not always smooth but certainly an exciting and entertaining connection.
AQUARIUS & CANCER: You are far too aloof for the insecure Crab. Not a likely encounter, highly dangerous for Cancer and somewhat binding for you.
AQUARIUS & LEO: You are polar opposites. The is plenty of chemistry, however the Lion is more physical in nature then you are. You on the other hand are concerned with the intellectual aspect of the relationship that is often lacking.
AQUARIUS & VIRGO: You are both into the intellect, however you might be a little bit too progressive for the practical Virgoan. Virgo’s are just not social enough to hang on to you or hold your interest.
AQUARIUS & LIBRA: Very well-suited couple both mentally and physically. Exciting, fun loving and carefree connection. Your spending habits are the only foreseeable dilemma.
AQUARIUS & SCORPIO: This is not the best coalition. You are both fixed in your beliefs and your free-spirited nature arouses suspicious side of the Scorpion.
AQUARIUS & SAGITTARIUS: This is a wonderful affair, two ships that pass in the night. You are an active and outgoing couple, however seldom lasting because eventually you will both go in your own direction.
AQUARIUS & CAPRICORN: This is not good. You both have totally different goals in life. You are far too humanitarian to live with the Goat’s manipulative, ambitious ways.
AQUARIUS & AQUARIUS: Although this is probably the most inventive coalition, it is lacking in the sexual arena. Not a lasting relationship but it can be fun for the moment.
AQUARIUS & PISCES: This is a pretty dicey combination. The Fish’s emotional blackmail only drives you further away. This Pisces is likely to end up hurt and confused.

PISCES

Feburary 19-March 20

Pisces in Love:
When you get involved with the other eleven signs or another Fish different reactions occur.
PISCES & ARIES: You are far too sensitive for the aggressive Ram. You will be left behind to drown in your sorrows. An unfortunate match.
PISCES & TAURUS : This is not a bad connection, however the Bull can get upset with your impractical nature. You, on the other hand, may find that the Bull is too stubborn.
PISCES & GEMINI : Your emotional blackmail will usually hold a Gemini, however sorrow almost always prevails. A very destructive union for both parties involved.
PISCES & CANCER: You belong together. You are both sensitive, weepy and love to dwell in self-pity. This is a great match, certainly lasting, however someone negative and moody.
PISCES & LEO: You are doomed in this alliance. The Lion is too outgoing and you are far too sensitive. A hurtful relationship with little substance.
PISCES & VIRGO: This is your polar attraction. It can be extremely perverse in the bedroom, but difficult at a mental level. You are impractical and this will really try the Virgoans patience.
PISCES & LIBRA: You are both creatively inclined, however you are just not sophisticated enough for the Scales. Librans also have trouble putting up with your emotional whims.
PISCES & SCORPIO: This is a highly sexual union. You love to be possessed and cared for with the deep, warm affection that the Scorpion can provide. Truly a match made in heaven.
PISCES & SAGITTARIUS : This is not your best alliance as the Archer’s non-committal nature will hurt your tender heart. Your daily melodramas will drive the Sagittarius away.
PISCES & CAPRICORN: This is not a bad combo in general however, you will probably run around on the Goat due to loneliness. You are also too wasteful for the Capricorn to deal with.
PISCES & AQUARIUS: This is not the best union. The Water-bearer is far too cool and detached for you. Your tears and tantrums will soon tire the Aquarius. PISCES & PISCES: This is an emotional connection. Extremely good in the bedroom, but difficult out of the bedroom. You both crave attention and affection yet you want to do your own thing. Exhausting but exciting.

I missed the first two episodes of Star Wars: The Clone Wars on Cartoon Network. Does anyone know when they will replay them? Help!

I know that Batman and Indianna Jones are coming out sometime in 2008. Can’t wait for Indy. I even got the Indy character on my Star Wars game.

A long time ago I found out this cool thing on my computer, where you go to search or something and you find the command prompt I think,
and you have to type a few different things,
and in the end it leads you to a black screen where there’s a bunch of star wars music and it has little dashes -’s and letters [abcdefg] to make up spaceships and lightsabers and little people.
Does anyone know how I can do this again or a site that says how to? lol

Aries
Aries have ramlike eyebrows and smug expressions. They should not be quite so smug because they are constantly clunking themselves in the skull. Cat Stevens’ "Hard Headed Woman" was probably an Aries. Aries rarely say one thing and do another. They usually do the wrong thing and don’t discuss it. Never point this out to an Aries unless you want your kidneys pulled out through your sinuses. Aries folks love Pisceans because Pisces people make them feel well-grounded. Aries love to laugh at the funny moon-people who suck their thumbs at age 35. Aries use guns to describe philosophical concepts. Whether you live in a palatial estate or a cardboard tepee, you will insist until death that it is exactly what you always wanted. Most Aries were concrete parking bumpers in at least two of their past lives. Aries are never born.
They skip gaily from their mothers’ wombs. This may even involve rollerblades. The Aries makes life decisions as a toddler. Aries marry several times for funnies but never divorce. Their spouses have many freak accidents resulting in death or crippling injury. Being infallible, God is probably an Aries. This would make Satan an Aquarius. Aries always hold management positions. If one is assigned to clean toilets, he will form a one-man union. Then he will go and picket in the parking lot. All of you think you’re Lech Walesa. People run away when an Aries comes around. They know that if they do not, the Aries will set them on fire. Aries hate listening to Scorpios talk because they take pride in being even more self-centered. In fact, much to the Scorpios’ dismay, you are the biggest pricks in the zodiac. Your rams’ horns are in everyone else’s asses.

Taurus
You are brooding emotion incarnate. One minute you’re up, the next you’re down, the next you’ve shot your favorite newscaster in the kneecaps, "just ‘cuz.". You’re very earthy, which may mean that you don’t shower as often as most people. Or it may just mean that you like to roll around with your nose in clover and sigh. Taureans love happy movies where everyone is jolly and having fun, but they fight with waiters and get upset with billboards. They like to psychoanalyze their friends but have no real experience with life in general. Taureans mumble while describing philosophical concepts.
The Taurus is a strange bird because he or she holds grudges about things that never actually happened. This may stem from the feelings of inadequacy resulting from being beaten out for first in line in the zodiac by Aries. That is the Taurean self-image, always second best. However, they are undoubtedly the best at feeling like second best. All Taureans want to be God. Unfortunately, God is an Aries. You are generally tough to figure out because you answer every question with a question. Also, you won’t come out from under the bed. Most Taureans love conflict. If nothing is wrong, then that in itself is something wrong. Some especially like bar fights. If they can’t get into an actual bar fight, they will make up interesting stories about them which they can tell their friends right before they psychoanalyze them. If it weren’t for Bazooka Joe and The Family Circus, Taureans wouldn’t know what to do. You feel that you are going nowhere in life. You are probably right. Milwaukee is full of Taureans. Taureans are impatient and pushy. They are in a tremendous hurry to get to the nowhere that they intend to go to. They make little dioramas of their homes, complete with tiny effigies of the people they know, and act out scenarios of the way things would be if they were God.

Gemini
Everyone loves a Gemini because everyone loves a schizophrenic. You like to think that you are a half-and half mixture of Socrates and Michelangelo, but in reality it’s more like Prince and Bea Arthur. You are progressive, outgoing, and one of the most popular rides at Cedar Point. However, you can and will negate all of this by the time you’re finished reading this sentence. Geminis drive funny cars. They often drive them into trees or buildings. Geminis are pushy and overbearing. They pick fights with small children and moon people at weddings. They like to use Libras as punching bags. A bisexual Gemini is a walking double date. The rest are hermaphrodites. Geminis vandalize their own houses.
Geminis use far-fetched analogies to describe philosophical concepts. Geminis rarely compete in the Olympics. When they do, it is usually pool or air hockey. Frogger turns up as well. Geminis are always on some sort of medication. This medication is not always legal. Gemini is Latin for "I’m okay, I’m okay." Geminis speak very loudly in order to be heard. This is unfortunate as they are nearly always talking to themselves. In fact, they often pick animated arguments with themselves in the bathtub. The most famous Gemini in history is Orville and Wilbur Wright. Geminis are frequently abidextrous, which means that they can pick both sides of their noses at the same time. The Gemini is essentially nothing more than a paranoid Aquarius.

Cancer
You like to know what’s going on in the lives of everyone in the galaxy. However, you tend not know know what’s going on in your own. If you are lucky, your friends will tell you. Cancerians only get dressed because they have to, and their fashion sense can only be described as "erratic." You are more likely than any other sign in the zodiac (except Pisces, who does not iron) to iron your clothes by sleeping with them sandwiched between the mattress and box-spring. Likewise, you can stretch one pair of underwear out for almost a month. Your home is like your very own Biodome, and you can remain indoors for months at a time. Despite your need to be everyone’s savior, you need no social interaction. SWAT teams often show up, mistakenly thinking there’s a hostage situation.
A Cancer is like a walking Ladies’ Home Journal, quick on the draw with shortcake recipes and helpful hints on how to talk to your teen. Whether they know it or not, they are all born with an exceptional talent for cross-stitch. So much for buying the world a Coke – they would breast-feed the world if they could. This trait is not gender-specific. You will never excel in sports because you have to rest for fifteen minutes every time you breathe. You do not mind, since you plan to conduct your career from the comfort of your own bed. You maintain your questionable health through a steady diet of Ho-Ho’s and beer. You also imbibe a great deal of Pepto-Bismol in order to confuse your numerous ulcers. People walk on you often. Actually, not often – all the time. If you think someone is screwing you, you’re probably right. The most entertaining thing about this is that you like it. You strive to be a doormat. Cancerians coin their own words to describe philosophical concepts. This is why it is no surprise that George W. Bush is a Cancer. Cancerians have minimal influence over their friends, even though they show up with homemade soup to remedy every minor or major tragedy. However, they wield their power through the fact that they know what everyone is thinking at any given time. This is why they are never invited to parties. Cancerians claim to be "tactful". The word for this is actually "shiftless". Cancerians are always appointed to take their drunken, drooling friends home. These friends are usually Pisceans

Leo
You will grab attention in any way you possibly can. Self-immolation is not out of the question. You like to kiss mirrors a lot. Genghis Khan was a Leo, and so is Barney the Dinosaur. People still love Lucy, but less because she was a Leo. Leos will interrupt conversation to talk, and they will place themselves bodily in the way of someone who is trying to leave before the Leo is finished saying what he or she needs to say. All Leos want parades on their birthdays. Leos never marry because no one is good enough for them. If they do marry, they keep their spouses locked under the bathroom sink. They need physical affection at all times; unfortunately, they can’t find any because everyone thinks they are irritating punks. This is why so many of the people arrested for necrophilia are Leos.
A Leo uses himself as an example of the Overman in order to describe philosophical concepts. Some Leos decide to be homosexual even if they aren’t, because they think this gives them shock value. It actually means that neither gender will want to hook up with them. In actuality, anything besides a romantic evening with themselves is considered a step down for the Leo. Leos open doors by screaming at them. They expect their Clappers to applaud when they enter a room. Leos are said to resemble lions. This means that they are loud, have cleft upper lips and slimy noses, and s**t under trees as they walk. They snack on monkeys while watching "Entertainment Tonight". Humility frightens Leos. That is why Jesus was a Capricorn, Buddha was an Aries, and so forth. However, "radical cult leader" is not out of the question. Leos like to start fights with Aries. They will stomp and bloody each other regardless of whether or not they are in public. In fact, the Leos usually prefer it. You will see these fights taking place at bars, sporting events, fashion shows, or Taco Bell. If you are a clever Capricorn, you will sell tickets. Don’t worry about hanging posters–Leo will take care of that in advance. Aquarians hang posters of rock stars on their walls. Scorpios hang posters of famous disasters on their walls. Capricorns hang posters of great mathematicians on their walls. Pisceans hang posters of unicorns on their walls. Leos hang posters of themselves on their walls.

Virgo
You are a pain in the ***. You regulate your breathing and color-coordinate the clothes in your closet. No Virgo in history has ever belched. Virgos clean every square inch of everything they own twice daily with a toothbrush. Everything has its place, and yours is on the floor scrubbing with a magnifying glass, checking for germs. Obsessive-compulsive disorder? A nice euphemism for the word "Virgo". Virgos use pointers and elaborate charts to describe philosophical concepts. You commit a lot of drive-by shootings. When you are questioned, you tell the police that it was because "the bastard had a filthy car". The police usually let you go because they are Virgos too. It is easy to freak out a Virgo. Tell them they have something between their teeth. Then watch them scrub frantically at the imaginary thing. Virgos are a hell of a lot of fun for assholes like us. Hell for a Virgo is being locked up in an elevator for eternity with a naked Aquarius. That is because in hell, Aquarians are allowed to bring beer, which they leave all over the floor.
Virgos, however, have to surrender their brooms and squeegees to God. Virgos also have a hard time coping when they find out there’s something under the fridge. But it’s usually just a depressed Taurus. Virgos have read enough Hints from Heloise to know that the depressed Taurus can be coaxed out from under the fridge with a banana wine cooler. Virgos don’t see the world in shades of black and white. They see it in shades of clean and dirty. Cat hair makes Virgos foam at the mouth. Virgos are cool because they will do your laundry for you. They’ll separate everything by color and fabric until it consists of fourteen loads of three things apiece. Then they will put them in the washer in alphabetical order by name of manufacturer. Virgos are often found opening and shutting the refrigerator door, attempting to trick the light inside. Don’t put cheese where it doesn’t belong in a Virgo’s refrigerator. He or she will go Jack Torrence on your ***. You will be stabbed with a cuticle pusher. Jack Torrence was probably a Virgo in the first half of "The Shining". After that, he went all Leo.

Libra
You are oh-so-elegant and tasteful to the point of incurring nausea from loved ones. You are also bipolar as hell and can’t make a decision on your own. You usually consult your therapist or TV Guide. Libras are trendy and malleable folks. They are funny because they will glom onto something they hated before if it suddenly becomes fashionable. Velour is not entirely lost upon these people. Libras eat a lot of ethnic food from cultures they don’t understand. They single-handedly started the cappucino movement. Ask them why, and they will claim something unintelligible about solidarity. You constantly worry about what other people think. If you really paid any attention, maybe people would like you more. Libras use quotes from David Mamet plays to describe philosophical concepts. Then they have those concepts engraved upon nice little wallet cards.
The Libran interest in current events ends with the J. Crew catalog. They don’t eat fast food or have any clue where their trash goes. They have other people tie their expensive shoes. Only two Libras have ever been found in thrift stores. All of their bell-bottoms were color-coordinated to match their lamé turtlenecks. Libras are always on the cutting edge of what the rest of us think is absolute pretentious bulls**t. They have huge collections of CDs they’ve never even listened to. Libras give to designer charities. Hollywood is full of Libras. You are the reason butterfly hairpins and parachute pants have made a comeback. Next on the list is those big jam shorts. You probably never threw out your old pair. Hang on to your Winger t-shirt too. Get a Libra as drunk as possible and he or she will still be able to explain the difference between café latté and café au lait. This is peculiar as the rest of us know that there is no difference at all.

Scorpio
You got into computers early so you could use made-up, bulls**t terminology and get away with it. Most hackers are Scorpios, as are most people who think they’re going to find fame on a chat board. You embarrass Libras because you like your coffee straight out of the bag, eaten with a spoon. You may have actually snorted Chock Full o’ Nuts at one time in your life. You take your paranoid beatnik approach to life very seriously. Many Scorpios have found ways to successfully smoke in the shower. Your number-one grudge is about never having been abducted by aliens, or being the victim of a government conspiracy. Most of those fake virus warnings or cash offers from Bill Gates are your attempt to stir something up. Ironically, Bill Gates is a Scorpio. The fully-automated barracks he lives in should clear up any doubt.
Your master plan for world domination will never work because it involves you at the helm. It is hard for you to accept that Star Trek is fiction, and you are not a Borg leader. Scorpios use expletives to describe philosophical concepts. It’s no wonder that Halloween falls smack in the middle of the Scorpio range. This is the only time of year when fake hauntings, sugar-induced hysteria, and impersonating Dr. Who won’t get you arrested. Scorpios have strong sex drives, because it gives them yet another opportunity to smoke. Scorpios have much advice to give on matters that are of no concern to them. If you want to find out if someone is a Scorpio, ask them a pertinent question. Five minutes of silence later, the answer will be "I’m sorry, what?" Scorpios are often hairy and feel that this makes them more virile. This is especially true of Scorpio women. Scorpios cheat at the lottery. If it’s automated, they can hack it.

Sagittarius
Sagittarians are born adventurers. They like smashing spiders with their bare hands and trying to walk to the bathroom in the middle of the night with the lights out. They would sooner sustain crippling injury than do anything the easy way. Sagittarians love to entertain their friends, family, and total strangers. This often includes transvesticism. Nearly every Sagittarian was born into the wrong gender. Sagittarians are loud and have no social graces. They seek to offend. Sagittarians usually have nicknames like Thunderpooper or Vomitus Maximus. Animals and small children love Sagittarians. This is unfortunate since adults usually hate them. However, Sagittarians make excellent circus freaks and vagrants. Sagittarians use interpretive dance to describe philosophical concepts. Buttons and bumper stickers with rude sayings on them are a trademark of the Sagittarian. They throw food at expensive restaurants and ask lots of questions in the middle of church.
Don’t ever bring a Sagittarius home to meet your parents. He or she will tie up your mother and pants your dad. Famous Sagittarians include the Geo Metro. The holiday during which the sun is in Sagittarius is Thanksgiving. This is highly appropriate since everyone eats until they’re sick and passes out while a bunch of cross-dressers and huge inflatable things wander through the streets of New York, the most Sagittarian town in the universe. The Shriners driving around in the tiny little cars are a very Sagittarian image. Even more so if there’s a ridiculously busty woman stuffed into the car as well. A Sagittarius is always a better Madonna than Madonna. Men can pull off sequins, and women can pull off construction helmets. The Sagittarius is incapable of being unhip.

Capricorn
Capricorns are hardworking, reliable, and dull as hell. They are always on the move, headed to their next delusion of grandeur. They are often good at math which explains why they are such pains in the ***. René Descartes was a great mathematician and a crappy philosopher, so he must have been a Capricorn. Stephen Hawking is even more Capricorn because he’s all of the above and a pompous S.O.B. to boot. Sure, he’s overcome a lot of obstacles etc. etc., but even in perfect health you can’t overcome being a Capricorn. Most politicians are Capricorns, which is why our country is always in the hole. It is not surprising that politicians need so much security around them all the time. Capricorns are like a strange cross between a Leo and a Virgo. They think that this makes them both charismatic and logical. In reality, it means that they are tight-assed and nitpicky, and have to keep their egos in the backyard.
In the event of nuclear war, only cockroaches and Capricorns would find a way to survive. The rest of us just don’t want to live in a world like that. The nation’s cockeyed system of toll roads was probably designed by a freakin’ Capricorn. They learn how to screw the public over at an early age. Their parents buy them books of law for Christmas so they can underline the loopholes. Capricorns cannot even fathom, much less describe, philosophical concepts because they don’t involve equations. (See comments about Descartes and Hawking above) Capricorns own lots of Filofaxes and other tools to organize the lives they do not have. They love to be seen talking on their cell phones. These phones are not actually turned on because Capricorns don’t have any friends to call. Capricorns went out of style in 1989. They still believe that Trump was a visionary. Most of the people arrested for counterfeiting are Capricorns

Aquarius
The Aquarius loves a party. Anytime, anywhere is their motto. It is not unlikely that an Aquarius will consider a wake a good place to meet chicks. Aquarians tend to be nostalgic about the 1960s because that was the last time they could be naked in public and get away with it. Aquarians love to be naked. It is even better if they are naked and crocked. 97.4% of the Night Train consumed in the past thirty years has been consumed by Aquarians. Almost every Aquarian will claim to have seen Jerry Garcia’s image in their Froot Loops at least once. Froot Loops is a very Aquarian cereal. So is Rice Krispies, since it will engage in a friendly chat with the Aquarian as he or she is eating breakfast. Count Chocula is off-limits, however. It belongs to the Scorpios. Aquarians are the only people in the zodiac who can play volleyball with themselves. And they frequently do.
Aquarians use the phrase "Dude, man…" frequently when describing philosophical concepts. Aquarians have out-of-body experiences on a daily basis. If you are talking to an Aquarian and he or she zones out, consider the conversation hopeless. He or she is talking to the guy three feet away from you. Aquarians are fun because they channel people. Plus, if you tell them to, they will run around naked. Aquarians like astronomy because they’ve been to all those places. If you want to know what the food is like on Saturn, ask an Aquarius. They can also walk on water if they try really really hard. This usually happens in the bathtub. Aquarians can allow themselves every possible vice on the planet, and don’t think twice about it. That is why they piss everyone else off. They are cosmically entitled to do this. Most rock stars are Aquarians.

Pisces
Everywhere you go, laughter and comedy ensue. This would be great if you were trying to be funny. You are deeply confused by the idea of sex. As far as you are concerned, if it didn’t happen in "The Velveteen Rabbit", it doesn’t exist. Piscean women wear long floaty dresses and enormous amounts of unusual silver jewelry. On hikes. Pisceans claim to love the stars, but the only constellation they can find is the Big Dipper. If they cannot find it, they cry. You remember what you were wearing on March 3rd, 1981 but forget your own address. You have no sense of direction. The people you find going in reverse at 70 m.p.h. on the expressway are usually Pisceans. Pisceans are most likely to die by falling out of a window or getting run over by a truck. That is, of course, unless they live with a Cancer.
Pisceans are so zoned and perpetually endangered that they can bring out the maternal instincts of a Leo. Don’t be fooled, however; many Pisceans can surprise you by kicking your *** and the asses of your four imaginary friends. While Leos tend to achieve the most fame in the field of entertainment, Pisceans strive to achieve historical greatness by sheer fluke. They are proud to tell you that Michelangelo, Galileo, George Washington, and Albert Einstein, none of whom had an agent, were all Pisceans. What they won’t tell you is that so is Ted Kennedy. Pisceans claim to want "honest criticism" of their work. Then they commit hara-kiri on the floor when you say you don’t like it. Never try to use logic with a Pisces; he or she is living about three feet off of the natural ground or in Narnia. Their tools of debate are non-sequiturs, quotes from Elizabeth Barrett Browning, and, of course, crying. It wouldn’t matter what linguistic devices Pisceans use to describe philosophical concepts because they aren’t positive they know what they’re talking about anyway. You cry over dead animals in the road but feel no remorse about mowing down humans you don’t like. Cancerians say one thing and do another. Scorpios say one thing and do it just for spite. Pisceans say far too much and do whatever the hell they want.

I have many toys from the 90s; i.e., star wars, star trek, etc.
1. Is there a market for toys in this bad economy.
2. Should I wait to try to sell a year or more? How is the best way to try to sell them
Rosanne

My boyfriend is a big Star Wars fan and for his birthday he wanted us to get dressed up as his favorite Star Wars characters. I’m going to be Princess Leahtard of course and he is going to be Luke Skyfarter.

Any ideas of scenes we can act out or cool toys we can use? I went to the adult store and bought something called a "ButtSaber" but I couldn’t find anything else.

Ideas?

When I was to say my last goodbyes, I promised her so much, even the stars. Then I glanced into her eyes, I saw the stars shining. She looked back at me with a look of satisfaction. As our lips came in contact with one another, we realized that we were meant to be in this vast universe together. As I left to go to the war, she said "Wait!", I quicky looked back without hesitation as she held up a U.S Army Uniform with her name clearly written on the label. "You really thought you’d leave me without me to look out for you?". As I looked at her with astonishment, we both walked to the car and we drove off to war.
4 Months and 17 days went by, the girl I loved was gone, she was shot brutally by the enemy. In her remains there was a gently folded letter. It read, "Dear Andrew, I want you to know even though I may die today in battle, I want you to know that I’ll still be with you. I’m just visiting the star you promised to me."

As I was walking down the grassy pasture towards my bus, I saw a fluorescent light. The light seemed to call me, "Elizabeth, Elizabeth!", it would scream as I walked patiently towards it. When I finnaly reached my destination I looked into the gleaming light. In it I saw what seemed to be of a figure I have long forgotten of. "I miss you my sweet Elizabeth!", the voice would scream louder! I didn’t know what to do! I asked the light, "What do you need?", I asked with quickly with terror in my voice. "Don’t you remember me? I’m your nanny, the one who you would always cry to when the monsters under your bed would creep up slowly behind you.", the voice said. "Nanny Rose? Is that really you? Oh nanny I missed you so much! Why did you have to leave me i didn’t even get to say goodbye!" I cried. "Oh sweet Elizabeth, I’m so proud of you, youv’e done so much with your life. But you have to promise me that you will make me proud even when "it" happens.", the voice said with haste. Before I could talk back the gleaming light left in the wink of an eye.
In 9 months after this experience, my mother and father were fighting with loud and angry voices. I was scared so I hid under my blankets for protection. My father ran upstairs with a belt he used to beat my brother with. I ran into my closet before he could see me. "Come out Elizabeth! I’m not going to hurt you I just need to talk to you, please believe me." As i heard my mother yelling over his shoulder, "No Elizabeth! Stay wherever you are, don’t leave the spot you are in!" Could this be the "it" my nanny was telling to me? I assumed it must be! So i had a choice to make. Listen to my father or to my mother. As I sat in the closet I prayed to Jesus for the knowledge I need to know what to do at this tragic moment. I heard a voice in my ear, "Elizabeth, Listen to Jesus, he is the best friend you can ever have even better then me, your nanny." As I waited patiently Jesus told me to go tell my daddy to come to my location. I did without hesitation my daddy walked towards me with the squeeking of the floor boards beneath him. He looked at me with satisfaction as he picked me up and protected me from the last bullet my mother fired from her gun. Moments later the police arrvied taking my mother in custody. That night I looked up at the stars and wondered why Jesus took my family from me. As I waited there crying, I saw my nanny and father , "Were proud of you and we love you so dear." said my father. "You made the right choice Elizabeth, always count on Jesus to tell you whats right."

On a chilly summer night, a girl formally known as Lynda Williams was waiting patiently for her date. She would wait bye the door, constantly peeking out the window to see the shine of the boy’s headlights. As she waited, minutes flew. Lynda wondered if anything wrong had happened to her date. She thought to herself, “Maybe something is wrong, should I go look for him?” Lynda told her parents, “Mommy, Daddy. My date hasn’t arrived and he was supposed to be here 48 minutes ago. Can we go look do see if anything bad happened to him? I have a strange feeling in the pit of my stomach that something tragic has occurred.” Her father responded, “Nonsense dear, maybe he just forgot the date was tonight.” Her mother replied sharply, “Well anyway, we will go look for him Lynda, just in case.” As Lynda and her parents left there house in a hurry they heard the sounds of sirens off in the distance. “I hope that isn’t him!” Lynda remarked. Her and her mother quickly drove off into the sound. As they reached there destination, they saw a car that was as the engineer’s at the site called, “totaled”. The only words the mother and daughter heard were, “Emergency, Emergency! Calling all available cars! We have an injured man. Please send a chopper! QUICK!” As the two watched with astonishment and agony they saw the body being lifted out of the car. It was indeed Lynda’s boyfriend. Later that night, the incident was on local television. The boyfriend was obviously dead, but w

hey im a die hard star wars fan and id like to watch the cartoon episodes on cartoon network. however, i dont have the channel to watch it. does anyone know if there is a way to watch it online like you could for the older clone wars episodes? i know you could watch the full episodes of it for the old ones but all i can find for these are recaps which arent really as good. thanks for the help.