·Yo Mama is so stupid, she thinks Limp Bizkit is a medical condition.
Yo mama’s so dumb, she thought masturbation was a karate teacher
Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
Yo’ mama so dumb, when she filled out her job application and it said ‘sex,’ she wrote “not lately.”
Yo’ mama so dumb, she failed a pregnancy test!
Yo’ Mama is so fat, her *** looks like two pigs fighting over milk duds
YO mama is soooo stupid she thought menopause was a button on the vcr
yo mama is so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl
Yo momma’s so fat she fell in love and broke it
Yo momma’s so fat she got a restraining order from the fridge
Yo momma’s so fat she stepped on the scale and it said, "to be continued"
Yo momma’s so fat she stepped on the scale and it said "one person at a time, please"
Yo momma’s so fat she got a sock on each toe
Yo momma’s so fat she can hear bacon cooking in Canada
Yo momma’s so poor, I saw her kicking a box on the street, asked her what she was doing, and she said she was
Moving
Yo mama’s so old… she farts dust
Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat were in her right now
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her…
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can’t hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let’s go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo mama so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo Mama so stupid, I told her to buy a color TV, she came back and said "what color?"
Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
Yo Mama so stupid, she gave birth to you.
Yo Mama so stupid, she needs twice as much sense to be a half-wit.
Yo Mama so stupid, when the pc said "Press any key to continue", she couldn’t find the Any key.
Yo Mama so stupid, she spent twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said `concentrate.
Yo Mama so stupid, I put a Scratch-N’-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned.
Yo Mama so stupid, she was on the corner with a sign that said "Will eat for food."
Yo Mama so stupid, she got on an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
Yo Mama so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer.
Yo Mama so stupid, she got locked in a meat locker and sweat to death.
Yo Mama so stupid, she leaves the house for the Home Shopping Network.
Yo Mama so stupid, she saw a billboard that said "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking through traffic.
Yo Mama so stupid, she got locked out of a convertible car with the top down.
Yo Mama so stupid, when she messed up on the computer and tried to fix it with whiteout.
Yo Mama so stupid, she saw a sign that said caution wet floor, she peed.
Yo Mama so stupid, if she goit a penny for her thoughts, you’d get change.
Yo Mama so stupid, she jumped out the window and went up.
· Yo mama’s so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!
Yo mama’s arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear!
Yo mama’s mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound!
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
Yo mama’s so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared!
Yo mama’s so short she does backflips under the bed!
Yo mama’s so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence!
Yo mama’s so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!
Yo mama’s so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed!
Yo mama’s so greasy companies buy their Oil from her!
Yo mama’s so flat she’s jealous of the wall!
Yo mama’s so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people’s fingers!
Yo mama’s so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning!
Yo mama’s so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs!
Yo mama’s so bald you can see whats on her mind!
