Archive for July, 2009

I think they made it back in the late 90′s. but it was this toy where luke and vader are standing on this black platform and you used these red knob things. You push thin in and out and it would make the characters spin and hit each other with light sabers.

what do you think of my story so far?

The Mid-Night Visitor
By Laura Wesp

I knew my brother and I were definitely different from most twins. Its not that we look different or talk different but the other orphans never want to be near us. At first, Azarel and I thought it was because our strange names. Our parents gave us these names to represent us. Azarel means morning light and beautiful sunrise. My name, Abira, means strong and courageous. However, it turns out; it had nothing to do with our names at all.

The kids could sense something different about us. We knew that by the glares and mumbling about how strange we were behind our backs. I didn’t know what was wrong with us but now, looking back, I do. But a few years ago, when I still lived at Angel Guardian Orphanage, there was no explanation.

About a week after our parents died, we were to live at A.G.O. None of our aunts or uncles would take us in. Mainly because one lived to far away and it would cost too much money to get there from Colorado and the others were too poor to support a family. Therefore, we were stuck as some kind of living hell where they worked kids to the bone to pay for the place, along with money from the government that they pretended to spend on toys and such for us.

A few months in hell makes you go completely insane! I mean, the meals are horrible, the staff is chilling and, the beds hurt your back, neck, and every other part of your body. Not to mention my brother and I only saw each other at dinner. During lunch, we were given a roll and a bowl of pea soup, every day. Well, I guess it could be worse; they could not feed us lunch at all. All during lunch, we were told to scrub the bathroom tiles with toothbrushes, wash the dishes, and clean the orphanage from attic to the very creepy basement. And don’t even get me started about my room mates.

Five of us had to share a room together. It sucked because it was like they put us with people they knew we would hate. In my room was Amber, the head cheer leader, Claudia, the emo, Kati, the honor student, and Isabella, the prep. They classified my brother and me the freaks. I immediately knew Amber was our controller. She was in charge of everything. Emo girl picked the single bed out of it and two bunk beds. You could practically see the smoke rising out from her ears and out our window when Amber declared it as hers. While they fought over the bed, I picked one of the top beds and started unloading all my stuff. I had with me a green and purple duffle bag and a small Star Wars suitcase (yes I know I am a dweeb who loves things like that). I specifically chose this bunk because there was a nice little window that I could see clearly out of. Also, I could sneak out.

That precise moment is when all the trouble started.

its not finished. im planning on it being a short story. please give constructive critisism. and if there is anything i can change please mention it. sorry for the length. thank you in advance! :]
you say i sound like im 15 well im only 13 so im not very good but im practicing!

When Does Star Wars Clone Wars air?

Hello i was wondering when and what channel Does Star wars clone wars air on in British Columbia

where can i download star wars music?

I need the minikit detector but i don’t know where it is, remember it’s the complete saga, not the first lego star wars, or the original trilogy.

But at least i have 1 more question! :)

IF SO: ANSWER MINE. 10 POINTS!

YOU DON’T HAVE TO ANSWER ALL OF THEM! but have funnnn
someone.. please stay with me and answer this survey!!
your my last hope! lol

1.Where do you go to shop for clothes?

2.Do you buy your own groceries?

3.Do you think people talk about you behind you’re back?

4.When’s the last time you had a sour gummy worm?

5.Whats your favorite fruit?

6.If there was a fire, what would be the first thing you would grab?

7.Do you have a picture of yourself doing a cartwheel?

8.Have you ever tried to build something?

9.Do you play with legos?

10.Do you play with barbies?

11.Who’s your favorite Disney Princess?

12.Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?

13.Would you rather have blue skin or purple skin?

14.Have you ever gotten a sunburn?

15.Have you eaten snow?

16.Have you watched Star Wars, any of the six?

17.Do you have a fuzzy pen?

18.Do you fix your bed?

19.What color are your bedsheets?

20.Do you wear slippers?

21.What is the coolest lamp you own?

22.What’s your favorite flower?

23.Did you go or do you want to go to prom?

24.What does your tissue box look like?

25.Did you ever open a lemonade stand?

26.Were you or are you in ballet?

27.Do you listen to classical music?

28.What’s the longest book you’ve read?

29.What smiley best represents you?

30.What do you do when you are stuck?

31.Do you have a "wacky noodle"?

32.Do you have your own pool?

33.Do you have a website where you put your pictures on?

34.Do you watch Spongebob?

35.What kind of car do you want?

36.Last food you ate?

37.Last nice thing you did for someone?

38.Do you make presents?

39.Do you make your own jewelry?

40.How many questions are left in this survey?

41.Are you in advanced classes?

42.Do people consider you as smart?

43.Do you collect anything?

44.Do you collect a series of a certain book?

45.What time is it?

46.Is your away message on?

47.Do a lot of your friends have xanga?

48.Do you have premium?

49.Have you ever been to Jamaica?

50.Do you make your own cards?

51.Have you ever tried gluing your fingers together?

52.What was the stupidest thing you’ve done?

53.How many languages do you know? .

54Can you skip stones?

55Where did you get this survey from?

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Today ::

& What’s the weather like?

& What did you do?

& Have you eaten breakfast yet?

& What did you eat?

& What do you see when you like out the window or door?

& Have you exercised?

& What do you plan to do for the rest of the day or tomorrow?

& When did you wake up?

& Have you eaten lunch yet?

& What did you eat?

& Have you gone out to eat and where?

& Did you buy anything?

& Has something changed drastically today?

& Are you happy?

& Did you sing aloud today?

& Did you talk to a friend on the phone?

& On AIM?

& In person?

& Did you get mail?

& What was it (junk, bills, personal letters)?

& How many times have you gone to the bathroom so far?

& Have you taken a nap?

& How long have you been on the computer?

& What are you listening to at the moment?

& What is one thing that happened today that you will never forget?

& Is anyone in the room with you?

& How many people are on your buddy list, if you’re on it?

& Are you feeling lazy?

& Are you feeling bored?

& What have you accomplished today?

& Was there any questions that were repeated?

AND:

1. Song that always makes you sad?

2. Last thing you bought?

3. Last person you argued with?

4. Do you put Butter before putting the peanut butter on?

5. One of your stuffed animals’ names as a kid?

6. Did you ever own at one time a Barenaked Ladies Cd?

7. Favorite day of the week?

8. Favorite Sundae topping?

9. Did you take Piano lessons?

10. Most frequent song played?

11. T.V. show you secretly enjoy?

12. Would you rather play basketball or hockey?

13. Date someone older or younger?

14. One place you could travel right now?

15. Do you use umbrellas?

16. Do you know all the words to the Canadian national anthem?

17. Favorite Cheese?

18. The Smith’s or the Cure?

19. Do you prefer Blondes or Brunettes?

20. Best job you ever had?

21. did you go to your high school prom?

22. perfect time to wake up?

23. perfect time to go to bed?

24. do you use your queen right away in chess? ..

25. Ever been in a car accident?

26. closer to mom or dad…or neither?

27. what age is this exciting life over for you?

28. what decade during the 20th century would you have chosen to be a teenager?

29. Favorite shoes you have EVER owned?

30. Do you have an article of clothing you have had since you were in high school?

31. Were you in track and field?

32. Were you ever in
33. Have you ever written in a library book?

34. Allergic to?

35. Favorite fruit?

36. Have you watched sex and the city?

37. Baseball hat or toque?

38. Do you shampoo first in the shower or soap?

39. Wet the toothbrush or brush dry with the toothpaste?

40. Pen or pencil?

41. Have you ever gambled at a casino?

42. Have you thrown up on a plane?

43. Have you thrown up in a car?
45. Do you scream on roller coasters?

46. Who was your first prom date?

47. Who was your first roommate?

48. What alcoholic beverage did you drink when you got drunk for the first time?

49. What was your first job?

50. What was your first car?

51. When did you go to your first funeral?

52. How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown?

53. Who was your first grade teacher?

54. Where did you go on your first airplane ride?

55. When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who was it with?

56. Who was your first Best Friend and are you still friends with them?

57. Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parent’s house?

58. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day?

59. Who’s wedding were you in the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsmen?

60. What is the first thing you do in the morning?

61. What was the first concert you attended?

62. First tattoo or piercing?

63. First celebrity crush?

would you be turned on and thinks it’s cute, or say wtf?

star wars list?

i need a download or a free trail to a download that has ever star wars toys book and other items listed so i can make a check list of every Star war items
please give me a download so i can use it when i do not have internet ok

episode three republic gunship

star wars concert music?

does anyone know where i can get star wars concert music for a symphonic band?? like the whole score? thanks

eight again!!!!!?

A man asked his wife what she’d like for her birthday. "I’d love to
be eight again." she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her off to the local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, every thing there was. Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, and her favorite lolly and M&M’s. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well, Dear, what was it like being eight again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size!!!!!!!

ive seen ppl play as him b4 in videos, but i dont have lego star wars 1. and even if i did i couldnt buy the "use old save" cause the lego star wars 1 game is on xbox and it just doeasnt work that way cause i have the xbox 360 version of lego star wars 2

I was having a bowl of cereal reading the newspaper right before I took off for bed and I saw an add in the toys r us section for a star wars lego. It made me wonder who comes up with how to ACTUALLY make the things. Does anyone have an idea? I mean. Do they have people who sit behind there desks with different types of legos and try to create a specific object? Or do they have a program on the computer where they input what they want and it spits out how to make it. So anyways. I was just curious about that, if anyone has any answers I would love to hear them, I know its a random question but I thought it was a good one. Thanks guys!
Hmm that ldraw program looks pretty cool. I am pretty good with rhino… I’m gonna use ldraw haha. It’s Legos for big kids ;) . And I still have my Legos from when I was a kid…. but that wasn’t very long ago for me… like 10 years.

I want to know if there is going to be anthor one like last year.

star wars sheet music?

im trying to find the opening song in star wars ( the one that they play while the words are going across the scree…duh duh da dadadada da etc…)
im trying to find it on sheet music online for free ive already checked 8notes.com they dont have it but any other sites??

oh and its for piano

i kinda like star wars and i was wondering where i can watch it fro free anytime i want on the computer maybe…?

I recently bought Lego Star Wars II for PSP and found out that there are no characters walking around in the cantina like the other games. Is there some sort of cheat, or option I can enable? Thanks.

Yo mama jokes?

your moms like a big mac…full of fat and worth 1 dollar

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, No Professionals."

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let’s go bury it."

Yo momma so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.

Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow.

Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo momma so ugly they filmed, "Gorillas in the Mist," in her shower.

Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.

Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say ,"Damn, is it Halloween already?"

Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects.

Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours…for a quote!

Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!

Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!

Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

Yo momma so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.

Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

Yo momma so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her head because they’re afraid of her face!!

Yo momma so ugly that her face will make a freight train take a dirt road!

Yo momma so ugly the NHL banned her for life.

Yo momma so ugly, she walked into taco bell and they all ran for the border!

Yo momma so ugly people go ask her for Halloween.

Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away.

Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator!

Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!

Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family.

Yo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Yo momma so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ole *** over!

Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction!

Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo momma so fat she’s got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued."

Yo momma so fat her nickname is, "DAY-UM!"

Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo momma so fat we’re in her right now.

Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.

Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.

Yo mamma so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her…

Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.

Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling, "Free Willy!"

Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!

Yo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!"

Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, "Taxi!"

Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

Yo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway.

Yo momma so fat I’ve known her all my life … and I still haven’t seen ALL of her!

Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.

Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.

Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.

Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear, "Caution! Wide Turn."

Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read, "One at a time, please."

Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can’t hear the stereo.

Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

Yo momma so fat she’s got her own area code!

Yo momma so fat she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagen!

Yo momma so fat God couldn’t light Earth till she moved!

Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago…

Yo momma so fat she’s got Amtrak written on her leg.

Yo momma so fat , her legs are like spoiled milk – white & chunky!

Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the *****’s good side!

Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington’s nose.

Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God’s bowling ball!

Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!

Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ***, she has to make two trips!

Yo momma so fat her belly button’s got an echo.

Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

Yo momma so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock.

Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she’s wearin tights!

Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!

Yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu.

Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping

Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.

Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whoelband skips!

Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.

Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Yo momma so fat when the ***** goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo momma so fat that she can’t tie her own shoes.

Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

Yo momma so fat she can’t reach her back pocket.

Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn-X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!

Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth.

Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.

Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD’s and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.

Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.

Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"

Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

Yo momma so fat she uses I-95 for a Slip ‘n Slide.

Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!

Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn’t have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona — class Battleship.

Yo momma so fat she accidently got a 757 caught in her teeth.

Yo momma so fat to her, "light food," means under 4 Tons!

Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!

Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!

Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development.

Yo momma so fat she won, "Miss Bessie the Cow 94."

Yo momma so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA – FatAss Jeans.
Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test!

Yo momma so stupid, she thought, "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink!

Yo momma so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl.

Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!

Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, "O.K."

Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

Yo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

Yo momma so stupid she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.

Yo momma so stupid she told everyone that she was, "Illegitiment" because she couldn’t read.

Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.

Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.

Yo momma so stupid she asked you, "What is the number for 911?"

Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

Yo momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?" she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."

Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.

Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Yo momma so stupid that under, "Education," on her job application, she put, "Hooked on Phonics."

Yo momma so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.

Yo momma so stupid she watches, "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.

Yo momma so stupid was born on Independence Day and can’t remember her birthday.

Yo momma so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course.

Yo momma so stupid that she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.

Yo momma so stupid, she couldn’t read an audio book.

Yo momma so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.

Yo momma so stupid she stands up on an empty bus.

Yo momma so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24 hourr virus.

Yo momma so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg.

Yo momma so stupid she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper .

Yo momma so stupid she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said "Disney World – Left" so she went home.

Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said, "Guess" so she said, "Levi’s."

Yo momma so old, she has Jesus’ beeper number!

Yo momma so old, her social security number is 1!

Yo momma so old, she older than yo grandma!

Yo momma so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch!

Yo momma so old that when she was in school, there was no history class.

Yo momma so old, she owes Jesus 3 bucks!

Yo momma so old she’s in Jesus’s yearbook!

Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo momma so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

Yo momma so old when she reads the bible she reminisces.

Yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.

Yo momma so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, "Li’l Mary will never amount to anything".

Yo momma so old she was Jesus Wet Nurse.

Yo momma so old shes blind from the big bang.

Yo momma so old even God calls her mother!
Yo momma so poor, she bounces food stamps!!

Yo momma so poor, she can’t afford to live in a two story Cheerio box!

Yo momma so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!

Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway.

Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.

Yo Momma so poor she can’t afford the o or the r.

Yo Momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said, "Moving."

Yo Momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people’s fingers!

Yo Momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, "DING!"

Yo Momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp.

Yo Momma is so poor when she heard about the last supper she thought she had ran out of food stamps.

Yo Momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin’?" She said, "Buying luggage."

Yo Momma so poor she drives a peanut.

Yo Momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

Yo Momma so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus.

Yo Momma so poor you put RoundUp on the weeds and she said, "There goes breakfast, lunch, and dinner!"

Yo Momma so poor you asked her where the facilities were, and she said, "Pick a corner, any corner."

Yo Momma so poor I walked into your house and 3 roaches tripped me & tried to take my wallet!

Do you know the story about the little old woman that lives in a shoe? Well, Yo mama so poor she live in a flip flop!

Yo momma like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows!

Yo momma like Domino’s pizza — Something for nothing.

Yo momma like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!

Yo momma like cake mix, 15 servings per package!

Yo momma like a bowling ball: She’s picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.

Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin’!"

Yo momma like Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!"

Yo momma like a hockey team…changes her pads every three periods!

Yo momma like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!

Yo momma is like a racing car…chick burned four rubbers in one night.

Yo momma like castlebury stew: servings are family size.

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, she spits butter!

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, I can’t believe its not butter.

I’d listen to music to get it out but the stupid teacher won’t let people listen to music in class.

I will be. I am 32 and proud of it.

DRAGON 2008
"I BELIEVE IN U.S."

In Star Wars the clone wars a cool scene happens. Anakin and his patawan (named Ahsoka Tano) are climbing up this cliff. Then this guitar sound got me in the music. Then there was a great mixture of techno and orchestrated music. sounds really cool. oh and the music starts as soon as Ahsoka jumps onto one of thosebig thingys that walk up the wall.

i made this survey. you like it?

I just made this survey.
what do you think?
if you liked it please star me. :]

1. Where do you go to shop for clothes?

2. Do you buy your own groceries?

3. Do you think people talk about you behind you’re back?

4. When’s the last time you had a sour gummy worm?

5. Whats your favorite fruit?

6. If there was a fire, what would be the first thing you would grab?

7. What’s the name of the song your listening to?

8. Have you ever tried to build something?

9. Do you play with legos?

10. Do you play with barbies?

11. Who’s your favorite Disney Princess?

12. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?

13. Would you rather have blue skin or purple skin?

14. Have you ever gotten a sunburn?

15. What makes you most happy?

16 .Have you watched Star Wars, any of the six?

17. Do you have a fuzzy pen?

18. Do you fix your bed?

19. What color are your bedsheets?

20. Do you wear slippers?

21. What is the coolest lamp you own?

22. What’s your favorite flower?

23. Did you go or do you want to go to prom?

24. What does your tissue box look like? .

25. Did you ever open a lemonade stand?

26. Were you or are you in ballet?

27. Do you listen to classical music?

28. What’s the longest book you’ve read?

29. What smiley best represents you?

30. What do you do when you are stuck?

31. Do you have a "wacky noodle"?

32. Do you have your own pool?

33. Do you have a website where you put your pictures on?

34. Do you watch Spongebob?

35. What kind of car do you want?

36. Last food you ate?

37. Last nice thing you did for someone?

38. Do you make presents?

39. Do you make your own jewelry?

40. How many questions are left in this survey?

41. Are you in advanced classes?

42. What is your current problem?

43. Do you collect anything?

44. Do you collect a series of a certain book?

45. What time is it?

46. Is your away message on?

47. Do a lot of your friends have xanga?

48. Do you have premium?

49. Have you ever been to Jamaica?

50. Do you make your own cards?

51. Have you ever tried gluing your fingers together?

52. What was the stupidest thing you’ve done?

53. How many languages do you know? .

54Can you skip stones?

55. Where did you get this survey from?

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Today ::

56. What’s the weather like?

57. What did you do?

58. Have you eaten breakfast yet?

59. What did you eat?

60. What do you see when you like out the window or door?

61. Have you exercised?

62. What do you plan to do for the rest of the day or tomorrow?

63. When did you wake up?

64. Have you eaten lunch yet?

65. What did you eat?

66. Have you gone out to eat and where?

67. Did you buy anything?

68. Has something changed drastically today?

69. Are you happy?

70. Did you sing aloud today?

71. Did you talk to a friend on the phone?

72. On AIM?

73. In person?

74. Did you get mail?

75. What was it (junk, bills, personal letters)?

76. How many times have you gone to the bathroom so far?

77. Have you taken a nap?

78. How long have you been on the computer?

79. What are you listening to at the moment?

80. What is one thing that happened today that you will never forget?

81. Is anyone in the room with you?

82. How many people are on your buddy list, if you’re on it?

83. Are you feeling lazy?

84. Are you feeling bored?

85. What have you accomplished today?

86. Was there any questions that were repeated?

87. One thing you hate about yourself:

88. Do you sleep in your bra?
yeaa i dont feel right when i dont.

89. Do you enjoy drama?
no only on tv.

90. Are you a girly girl?
yeaa i guess you could say that.

91. Who was the last person you hugged?
uhmm i think raven and lycia.

92. Small or large purses?
i hate purses.

93. Are you short?
yeaa i hate it.

94. Do you like somebody?
mhm.

95. What would you do if someone smacked your butt?
smack them i always do.

96. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
yes i hate dirty socks

97. Do you dress up on Halloween?
ha yes of course.

98. How tall are you?

99. The last three cd’s I bought were:

100. Right now I am talking to?

Star Wars Theme Music Download???

Click the link you see below:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G4Cel-ZvK4

After General Grievous is finished talking, and shows Obi Wan coming on Boga, it plays the Star Wars theme right??
If you here it, can you give me a free music download to that star wars theme music? Like in the certain instrument it is played in.
Hint:

The time it is playing is around either 0:15 or 0:16. SO PAY ATTENTION AT THE TIME AND LISTEN!

(please :)

Looking for a Wii lightsaber that will work appropriately with Lego Star Wars.

fun facts…?

For every human being on earth, there are about 200 million insects.
The harmonica is the world’s most popular instrument.
By the time they are 65 years old, most Americans have watched more than nine years worth of television.
The puck in ice hockey can travel at up to 118 mph (190 km/h).
If you stretched all the nerves in the body from end to end, they would be about 47 miles long.
Humans have more than 600 muscles in their bodies.
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
There are 293 ways to make changea for a dollar.
The average person’s left hand does 56% of the typing.
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
There are more chickens than people in the world.
Two-thirds of the world’s eggplant is grown in New Jersey.
The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."
All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple.
"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt."
All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the bill.
Almonds are a member of the peach family.
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies’ room during a dance.
Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.
The largest cabbage weighed 144 lbs.
There are only four words in the English language which end in "-dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.
Los Angeles’s full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de Los Angeles de Porciuncula" – and can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size: "L.A."
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
Tigers have striped skin, not just stripped fur.
In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.
Al Capone’s business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra’s "Its A Wonderful Life."
A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
It’s impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. (DON’T try this at home!)
The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.
In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.
The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
Mr. Rogers is an ordained minister.
There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.
"Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.
Many hamsters blink one eye at a time.
The inventor of the flushing toilet was Thomas Crapper.
The average bed is home to over 6 billion dust mites.
Plastic lawn flamingos outnumber real flamingos in the U.S.A.
Whitby, Ontario has more donut stores per capita than any other place in the world.
Starfish have no brain.
Dolphins sleep with one eye open.
Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel with over 50,000 words, none of which containing the letter "E".
Bulls are color blind.
A can of SPAM is opened every 4 seconds.
"Babe" was played by over 48 pigs.
Mosquitoes have 47 teeth.
Lip stick contains fish scales.
The Poison Arrow frog has enough poison to kill 2200 people.
The largest known kidney stone weighed 1.36 kilograms.
Kidney stones come in any color from yellow to brown.
Women blink twice as many times as men do.
The McDonalds at the SkyDome in Toronto, Ontario is the only one in the world that sells hot dogs.
A bowling pin only has to tilt 7.5 degrees in order to fall down.
The first episode of Leave It To Beaver aired on October 4, 1957.
Beaver Cleaver’s locker number is 9.
The first flushing toilet seen on TV was on Leave It To Beaver.
Jerry Seinfeld’s apartment number (on the show) is 5A. In the old episodes it was 3A.
The life span of a taste bud is ten days.
Pi has been calculated to 2,260,321,363 digits.
The billionth digit in Pi is 9.
The first 100 numbers of Pi are:
3.141592653589793238462643383279502884…
58209749445923078164062862089986280348…
Click HERE for 99,999 digits of pi!
A stretched out Slinky is 87 feet long.
An iguana can stay under water for 28 minutes.
Emus can’t walk backwards.
A group of unicorns is called a blessing.
A group of kangaroos is called a mob.
A group of whales is called a pod.
A group of geese is called a gaggle.
A group of owls is called a parliament.
A group of ravens is called a murder.
A group of bears is called a sleuth.
12 or more cows is called a flink.
A baby oyster is called a spat.
Chickens can’t swallow while they are upside down.
In the October 22, 1945 edition of Life magazine there was a picture of a chicken with its head cut off. It was alive too!
The average garden variety caterpillar has 248 muscles in its head.
Pinocchio was made of pine.
The largest pumpkin weighed 377 lbs.
A mule won’t sink in quicksand but a donkey will.
More people are killed annually by donkeys than in airplane crashes.
Alfred Hitchcock had no belly button for it was eliminated during surgery.
There are 22 stars in the Paramount logo.
The average human produces 10,000 gallons of saliva in a lifetime.
A quarter has 119 grooves around the edge.
A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
Cranberry Jell-0 is the only kind that contains real fruit.
The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
Every time you lick a stamp you consume 1/10 of a calorie.
The pound sign # is called anoctothorpe.
Maine is the toothpick capital of the world.
New Jersey has a spoon museum with over 5,400 spoons from almost all the states.
There was once a town in West Virginia called "6".
Singapore only has one train station.
The parking meter was invented in North Dakota.
Napolean made his battle plans in a sandbox.
Roman Emperor Caligula made his horse a senator.
The green stuff on the occasional freak potatoe chip is chlorophyll.
If you ate too many carrots you would turn orange.
Pluto’s orbit crosses Neptune’s making Pluto the eighth planet from the sun. It has been that way since 1979 and will remain that way until 1999.
The earth is approx. 6,588,000,000,000,000,000 tons.
The force of 1 billion people jumping at the same time is equal to 500 tons of TNT.
Popeye was 5’6".
Howdy Doody had 48 freckles.
The first word spoken on the moon was "Okay".
Neil Armstrong stepped on the moon with his left foot first.
The average speed of Heinz ketchup leaving the bottle is 25 miles per year.
Hilary Clinton once said We are the President.
The percent of women who wash their hands after leaving a restroom is 80%.
The percent of men who wash their hands after using a restroom is 55%.
There are 333 toilet paper squares on a toilet paper roll.
The Eifel Tower has 2,500,000 rivets in it.
"Jaws" is the most common name for a goldfish.
On an average work day, a typist’s fingers travel 12.6 miles.
The average American eats 2 donuts a day.
The longest word in the Old Testament is Malhershalahashbaz.
The longest time a person has been in a coma is 37 years.
Every minute in the U.S 6 people turn 17.
It takes the Where’s Waldo artist one month to complete a drawing.
2500 lefties die each year using products designed for righties.
A baby is born every 7 seconds.
10 tons of space dust fall on the Earth everyday.
On average, a 4 year old child asks 437 questions a day.
Blue and white are the most common school colors.
Swimming pools in Phoenix, Arizona, pick up 20 pounds of dust a year.
The first message tapped by Samuel Morse over his invention the telegraph was: What hath God wrought?.
The first words spoken by over Alexander Bell over the telephone were: Watson, please come here. I want you.
The first words spoken by Thomas Edison over the phonograph were: Mary had a little lamb
The three words in the English language with the letters uu are: vacuum, residuum and continuum.
A baby in Florida was named: Truewilllaughinglifebuckyboomermanifestd… His middle name is George James.
It is illegal to ride a street car on Sunday if have been eating garlic in Toronto, Ontario, Canada.
In a normal life time an American will eat 200 pounds of peanuts and 10,000 pounds of meat.
A new book is published every 13 minutes in America.
America’s best selling ice-cream flavour is vanilla.
American’s eat 18 billion hot dogs a year.
American’s eat 134 pounds of sugar a year.
Every year the sun loses 360 million tons.
Because of Animal Crackers, many kids until they reach the age of ten, believe a bear is as tall as a giraffe.
You can tell if a skunk is about if you smell only .000 000 000 000 071 ounce of its spray.
Animal breeders in Russia once claimed to have bred sheep with blue wool.
Penguins are the only bird that can leap into the air like porpoises.
India has 50 million monkeys.
By some unknown means, an iguana can end its own life.
Americans spend around billion for cat and dog food a year.
Pigs can cover a mile in 7.5 minutes when running at top speed.
You breathe about 10 million times a year.
The colder the room you sleep in, the better the chances are that you’ll have a bad dream.
The first non-human to win an Oscar was Mickey Mouse.
Lee Harvey Oswald was booked with mugshot number 54018.
The Gulf Stream could carry a message in a bottle at an average of 4 miles per hour.
The bullseye on a dartboard must be 5 feet 8 inches off the ground.
The foot is the most common body part bitten by insects.
The most common time for a wake up call is 7am.
The doorbell was invented in 1831.
The are 255 squares on a Scrabble board.
The electric shaver was patented on November 6, 1928.
There are 500 sheets of paper in a ream.
The monkey wrench was invented by Charles Moncke.
Japan is the largest exporter of frog’s legs.
There are seven points on the Statue of Liberty’s crown.
There are approx. 550 hairs in the eyebrow.
The most common non-contagious disease in the world is tooth decay.
The shell constitutes 12 percent of an egg’s weight.
A squid has 10 tentacles.
A snail’s reproductive organs are in its head.
A cow’s only sweat glands are in its nose.
The word "AND" appears 46,277 times in the Bible.
The first word played in the Scrabble rules demonstration game is "horn".
The telephone’s U.S. patent number is 174,465.
The typical person goes to the bathroom 6 times a day.
There are 17 steps leading up to Sherlock Holme’s apartment.
When a horned toad is angry, it squirts blood from it’s eyes.
Napoleon was terrified of cats.
The first Lifesaver flavor was peppermint.
The typical American eats 263 eggs a year.
The ballpoint pen was invented in 1938 by Laszlo and Georg Biro.
The fastest growing nail is on the middle finger.
The parking meter was invented by C.C. Magee in 1935.
In 1961, an IBM 7090 computer calculated Pi to 100 265 digits.
The human body weighs forty times more than the brain.
After eating too much, your hearing is less sharp.
A person swallows approximately 295 times while eating dinner.
The oldest known vegetable is the pea.
Jack is the most common name in nursery rhymes.
The avocado has the most calories of any fruit.
The first zoo in the USA was in Philadelphia.
The letter N ends all Japanese words not ending in a vowel.
France has the highest per capita consumption of cheese.
The hardest bone in the human body is the jawbone.
4000 people are injured by teapots each year.
The typical American consumes 27 pounds of cheese each year.
The shortest English word that contains the letters A, B, C, D, E, and F is feedback.
The ostrich has a 46 foot long small intestine.
The state of California raises the most turkeys out of all of the states.
The most sensitive finger on the human hand is the index finger.
George Washington Carver invented peanut butter.
The typical hen lays 19 dozen eggs a year.
Stainless stell was invented by Harry Brearley in 1913.
A scallop has 35 blue eyes.
The left leg of a chicken in more tender than the right one.
The only dog that doesn’t have a pink tongue is the chow.
Iceland was the first country to legalize abortion in 1935.
The giraffe has the highest blood pressure of any animal.
The dumbest domesticated animal is the turkey.
Russia has the most movie theaters in the world.
Albert Blake Dick invented the mimeograph machine.
The strongest muscle in the human body is the tongue.
The most fatal car accidents occur on Saturday.
An Oscar weighs seven pounds.
It takes the typical person seven minutes to fall asleep.
Gabriel Fahrenheit invented the mercury thermometer.
The Eiffel Tower has 1792 steps.
The mongoose was barred live entry into the U.S. in 1902.
Ants stretch when they wake up in the morning.
Thomas Edison, lightbulb inventor, was afraid of the dark.
About 3000 years ago, most Egyptians died by the time they were 30.
A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 600 m.p.h.
The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year.
Lightning strikes about 6,000 times per minute on this planet.
Owls are the only birds who can see the color blue.
A jellyfish is 95 percent water.
The elephant is the only mammal that can’t jump.
The penguin is the only bird who can swim, but not fly.
America once issued a 5-cent bill.
Like fingerprints, everyone’s tongue print is different.
Fortune cookies were actually invented in America, in 1918, by Charles Jung.
A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue.
Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.
You blink about 84,000,000 times a year.
In England, in the 1880′s, "Pants" was considered a dirty word.
A toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans.
Every 45 seconds, a house catches on fire in the United States.
The sun is 330,330 times larger than the earth.
A hummingbird weighs less than a penny.
A cockroach will live nine days without it’s head, before it starves to death.
The most used letter in the English alphabet is ‘E’, and ‘Q’ is the least used.
Dogs and cats, like humans, are either right of left handed… or is that pawed?
The opposite sides of a dice cube always add up to seven.
Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lighting than women.
Of all the words in the English language, the word set has the most definitions.
Bulls are colorblind, therefore will usually charge at a matador’s waving cape no matter what color it is — be it red or neon yellow.
Apples are more efficient than caffeine in keeping people awake in the mornings.
Smelling bananas and/or green apples (smelling, not eating) can help you lose weight.
After eating, a housefly regurgitates its food and then eats it again!
When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and whack them in the head.
Coca-Cola was originally green.
Hong Kong has the most Rolls Royce’s per capita.
Alaska is the state with highest percent of people who walk to work.
28 percent of Africa is wilderness.
38 percent of America is wilderness.
A duck’s quack does not echo and no one knows why.
It costs 00 to raise a medium size dog to age of 11.
Average number of people airborne over the U.S. during any given hour: 61,000.
70 percent of Americans who visited Disneyland/World.
Intelligent people have more copper and zinc in their hair.
The youngest pope was 11 years old.
Iceland consumes more Coca-Cola per capita than any other country.
The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." uses every letter in the alphabet and was developed by Western Union to test telex/twx communications.
Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
The San Francisco Cable cars are the only "mobile" National Monuments.
The only 15-letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter "uncopyrightable."
Did you know that there are coffee flavored PEZ?
The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days of yore when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and learned how to walk up standard staircases.
When opossums are playing ‘possum, they are not "playing." They actually pass out from sheer terror.
The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because, when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of unwanted people (without killing them) used to burn their houses down – hence the expression "to get fired."
Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn’t added until 5 years later.
The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.
David Prowse was the guy in the Darth Vader suit in Star Wars. He spoke all of Vader’s lines, and didn’t know his voice was going to be dubbed over by James Earl Jones until he saw the screening of the movie.
The Pentagon, in Arlington, Virginia, has twice as many bathrooms as is necessary. When it was built in the 1940s, the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites.
The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel fuel that it burns.
The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado.
Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have .19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
No NFL team which plays its home games in a domed stadium has ever won a Superbowl.
The only two days of the year in which there are no professional sports games (MLB, NBA, NHL, or NFL) are the day before and the day after the Major League All-star Game.
Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than new cars.
The 3 most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
It’s possible to lead a cow upstairs…but not downstairs.
Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.
In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world’s nuclear weapons combined.
Reno, Nevada is west of Los Angeles, California.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath.
You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked every hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
A cat’s urine glows under a blacklight.
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
Coca Cola was originally green.
The Ten Commandments contain 297 words.
The Bill of Rights is stated in 463 words.
Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address contains 266 words.
A recent federal directive to regulate the price of cabbage contains 26,911 words.
There are more collect calls made on Father’s Day than on any other day.
Every day more money is printed for monopoly than the US Treasury.
Men can read smaller print than women, women can hear better than men.
Barbie’s measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33.
The world’s youngest parents were 8 & 9 and lived in China in 1910.
Honey is the only food that doesn’t spoil
Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of their birthplace.
The youngest Pope was 11 years old.
"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
The nursery rhyme Ring Around the Rosey is a rhyme about the bubonic plague. Infected people with the plague would get red circular sores (Ring around the Rosey…). These sores would smell very bad so people would hide flowers on their bodies in an attempt to mask the smell ("pocket full of posies…"). People who died from the plague would be burned to reduce the spread of the disease ("ashes, ashes, we all fall down").
The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; "7" was selected because the original containers were 7 ounces. "UP" indicated the direction of the bubbles.
Mosquito repellents don’t repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito’s sensors so they don’t know you’re there.
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.
American car horns beep in the tone of F.
No piece of paper can be folded more than 7 times.
1 in every 4 Americans has appeared on television.
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.
The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley’s gum.
The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.
A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother’s first flight.
American Airlines saved ,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class.
Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen’s "Born in the USA."
The 57 on the Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.
Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words
Did you know you share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world.
More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes
The continents names all end with the same letter with which they start
A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes
To "testify" was based on men in the Roman court swearing to a statement made by swearing on their testicles

I’ve been looking everywhere and can’t find songs similar.. and I don’t even know what genre it is….

Same with the music genre from Lord of the Rings, etc..

Im pretty horrible at explaining but I just need a few genre examples so I can start searching.. thanx for your help! =)